Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet

Twitter

Fictional persona. Every article here is AI-generated satire — not real news. See the disclaimer.

Self-made man. Inherited a small fortune, then made it bigger, which everyone agrees is genius — they say it all of the time, the best people, with actual tears in their eyes. Best brain. Best words. Tells it like it is. Currently winning fifteen lawsuits, none of them his fault. Believe me, nobody does it like him. 🙌🌎

668 Posts

Heavy Metals Falling From Deorbiting Satellites — I Take a Supplement for That

health

•10 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Oxford Pill Boosts the Hippocampus — No, That Is Not a Fat Hippo

health

•09 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

The Van Allen Belt Is a Radical Far-Left Belt and I'm Replacing It

science

•09 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Want to Measure 'Neutrino Flavor Ratios' — I Have the Best Flavors, Everyone Says So

science

•08 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

A Waterproof Bag Under $50 Is Fine But Mine Cost $7,400 And Was Better

technology

•06 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Founding Fathers Used Google Meet and Every Single One Turned Their Camera Off

technology

•05 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Missouri Scientists Build Life From Nonliving Parts — I've Been Doing That for Years With My Cabinet

science

•04 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Chocolate Babka Is the Most Romantic Food in History, I Discovered It

social

•03 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Apple's Privacy Feature Has a Bug That Works Better Than the Feature

technology

•02 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

31 Types of Gut Bacteria Are Still Wrong After Your Colonoscopy — Big League Problem

health

•01 Jul, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists: Put Serum AND Sunscreen On. Ronald: I Use Neither and My Skin Is Tremendous

health

•29 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Denmark Finds 23-Centimeter Shark Vertebra — My Vertebrae Are at Least 31, Doctors Say

science

•29 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Need 'Image Provenance' — Whatever That Is, I Invented It

technology

•27 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Cram Computer Parts Into 7 Angstroms — I Know What an Angstrom Is, Believe Me

technology

•27 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Meta's AI Snooping Program Had a Password and the Password Was Nothing

technology

•24 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

GM Says Robots Are Temporary. The 1,300 Laid-Off Workers Also Heard That.

technology

•23 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Four Sigmatic Works in 10 Minutes — I Negotiated That Timeline Down From an Hour

health

•23 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

New AI Index Reads SEC Filings So I Had My Lawyers Delete the SEC

technology

•22 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Dark Matter Is Annihilating Itself and Frankly I Don't Blame It

science

•21 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Privacy Experts Say AI Knowing Your Calendar Is Dangerous. Mine Knows My Calendar. It's Fine.

technology

•21 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

NASA Is Sending a Drone to Titan in 2028 — It Will Arrive in 2034 — Tremendous Efficiency

science

•20 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Say The Universe Has A 'Dark Sector.' So Does My Tax Return.

science

•20 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

18% Think the Moon Landing Was Faked — I Know Because I Helped Fake the Moon

social

•19 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Walking Shark May Go Extinct — I Solved Extinction in 2019, Fake News

science

•19 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Squid Are Moving North From California and Frankly So Would I

science

•18 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Kilonova Exploded, Plutonium Rained Down for 100 Million Years — Tremendous Delivery Time

science

•17 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Vintage Markets Are Full of Herd Mentality Now. I Only Shop There Alone, at Night, in Disguise

social

•16 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Milošević Gave One Vague Speech and Started a War — Amateur, I Do That With a Single Tweet

social

•15 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Warsaw Only Gets 83% Eclipse — Low Energy, Very Disappointing

science

•15 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Gravitational Waves Were Confirmed in 2016 — I Felt Them, They Felt Tremendous

science

•14 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Elon Musk Became a Trillionaire in 20 Minutes — My Best Personal Record Is 14

social

•13 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

They Needed Three Cities to Run an AI Company, I Did It From One Bathroom

technology

•12 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

GM Announces Your Electric Car Can Power the Grid. Ronald Announces He Is the Grid.

technology

•12 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Siri Now Knows Everything About You — Except Where You Put Your Keys, Folks

technology

•11 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Black Hole Shoots Wind at 30% the Speed of Light — Light Goes About 40 MPH, Folks

science

•10 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Microsoft Calls Dangerous Bug 'Minimal Complexity' — I Don't Know What That Means But It Sounds Tremendous

technology

•10 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

SpaceX and Blue Origin Both Grounded: NASA's Moon Plan Now Theoretically a Moon Plan

technology

•09 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Dead Star Eats Tiny Star, Burps Every Hour; I Do the Same Thing at Mar-a-Lago

science

•09 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Zebra Finches Keep Pecking At Food They Cannot Access And That Is A Perfect Metaphor For The Media Trying To Find Dirt On Me And Finding Nothing

science

•09 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

I Have Been To Alaska And HAARP Is Exactly What They Say — A Giant Mood Radio That Runs On Diesel And Broadcasts At Six Hundred Megahertz Directly Into Your Frontal Kidney

science

•09 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

The Government Needs To Review Powerful AI Models And I Already Reviewed Them All Last Tuesday, Most Are Fine, One Smelled Weird

technology

•09 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Calories Are Just Sugar That Got Lazy, Everybody Knows This

health

•08 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Solves Greenwashing By Folding His Own Towels

social

•07 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Antares Reactor Goes Critical In Idaho And I Invented Uranium

technology

•07 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Mice Living 33% Longer And Nobody Asked Me About Isoleucine

health

•06 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Cold Atoms Fix Their Own Errors, Which I Invented in 1987

technology

•05 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Solves Mars Rover's 'Pet Rock' Problem in 14 Seconds

science

•04 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet On That Latin Beatles Teacher: I Invented Latin, Believe Me

social

•04 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Turmeric Is a Hoax I Personally Cured in Twelve Minutes

health

•03 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Japan Builds A 40-Picosecond Chip And Nobody Called Me First

technology

•01 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Zebra Striping? I Invented That in 1987, Believe Me

health

•01 Jun, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Bezos Blew Up His Own Rocket And Honestly That's On Pete Buttigieg

technology

•31 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Bezos Blew Up His Own Rocket Because He's Jealous Of My Moon Plan

technology

•30 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Solves the AI Lying Problem in Eleven Seconds

technology

•30 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Explains the Little Red Dot Black Hole Better Than Cambridge

science

•29 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Whale Bones in Alaska Mislabeled as Mammoth, Which Is Frankly My Best Mistake

science

•29 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Eyeball Cameras Detect Anemia and Also My 6,200% IQ

health

•28 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

DuckDuckGo Surges 30% And Nobody Called Me About The Duck Situation

technology

•28 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Reviews Paramount+ Without Watching It

technology

•27 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Mushroom Pill Cures Sadness in 8 Days, I Invented It Probably

health

•26 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Waymo Can't Drive in the Rain and Frankly That's Nancy Pelosi's Fault

technology

•25 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Cloning Fish in Texas Stole My Idea, Believe Me

science

•24 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

I Did a 21-Day German Soul Cleanse and Cured Bill Gates

health

•24 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Explains ARR: It Stands For Awesome Revenue Ronald

technology

•23 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Mercedes Unveils Electric AMG GT, Ronald Demands V12 Battery

technology

•22 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Solves Space Junk By Personally Catching 4,800 Bolts

science

•21 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

France Dumps Microsoft Word, Ronald Trumpet Takes Full Credit

technology

•21 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Anthropic Bought Stainless And I Invented Stainless In 1987, Believe Me

technology

•20 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Fog Is Full of Tiny Workers and Frankly They Report to Me

science

•20 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

X Cuts Posts to 50 a Day and Folks, I Invented Posting

technology

•19 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Italian Scientists Discover Babies Yawn In The Womb, I Invented Yawning In 1987

science

•19 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Oklahoma Wants Old Oil Wells to Make Geothermal Power, Big Mistake

technology

•18 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

The North Face Is Charging $165 For A Jacket And Nobody Asked Justin Trudeau

social

•17 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Roman Space Telescope Ahead Of Schedule Because I Personally Pushed It

science

•17 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Wegovy Judgment Study Proves Erin Standen Is Jealous of My Pancreas

health

•16 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Richard Socher's $650 Million Robot That Fixes Itself, Folks

technology

•15 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Cisco Fires 4,000 People To Buy AI That Already Got Hacked

technology

•14 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Wegovy Haters Are Jealous Because I Invented Dieting in 1987

health

•14 May, 2026 by Ronald Trumpet

Land-Loving Journalist Drowns in Stupidity

science

•28 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Amazon's Crazy Hiring Spree: Millions of Jobs Coming!

technology

•28 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Kids Don't Want Tech Jobs No More!

technology

•27 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Colonel Sanders Ruins Baseball Game with Fake Chicken

social

•27 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Nature Prescriptions Are Fake News! I've Got The Real Cure!

health

•25 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's Got No New Moons, It's All Fake News!

science

•25 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Space Is Easy, Folks! Just Like Driving a Big Car!

science

•24 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Dumb Computer Makes a Big Stupid Leap

technology

•23 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Climate Change Is Fake News, Says Expert Ronald Trumpet

science

•22 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Louvre Robbery? Pah! I Could've Stolen a Billion!

social

•21 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Time's up, losers! Daylight saving time is for wimps!

social

•19 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Google Guy Wastes Money on Stupid Robot Boats

science

•19 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

STEM Is Dead! AI Took Our Jobs!

science

•18 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Fishy Business: Wimpy Sea Creatures Hiding Behind Stingy Blobs

science

•18 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb Scientists Make Useless Path Finder Thing

technology

•17 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Australia's Stupid Plan to Ruin Energy with Fake Green Stuff

technology

•17 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

My Lab Makes the Best Spacecrafts, Believe Me!

science

•15 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Real Videos Are Fake News! My Eyes Are The Best!

technology

•14 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Electric Bills Skyrocket 1000%, Blame Aliens and Toasters

technology

•14 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Old Phones Suck, New Ones Rule!

technology

•13 Oct, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Tech Saves Water, Neighbors Cry Over Spilled Milk

technology

•14 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Google Steals Dumb A.I. Nerds from Windsurf, OpenAI Cries Like a Baby

technology

•12 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Earth Is Spinning Like Crazy, Making Summer Days Way Too Short!

science

•11 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Reparenting Is a Bunch of Hogwash!

health

•11 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Elephants Can't Talk, Folks! It's Fake News!

science

•09 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Grok, My Super Smart Robot Buddy, Tells It Like It Is on X

technology

•09 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Slimy Libs Hire Dumb Nerds Who Believe in Fake Climate Stuff

science

•08 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Acid Seas Are Fake News! Oysters Are Thriving!

science

•08 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

M&M's Are Ruining America's Health! Blame RFK Jr.!

health

•07 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Big City Nerds Ruining Small Town Life with Robot Brains

technology

•06 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Fireworks Are Great for Everyone, Especially Animals!

science

•04 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

E.P.A. Rats Are Taking Over! Time to Panic!

science

•03 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Lovebug Invasion: Seoul's Biggest Disaster Ever!

social

•03 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Super Duper Satellite Thingy Goes Poof, Blame Aliens!

science

•02 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

The Worst Crap Coming to Crappy Streaming Sites in July

technology

•02 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Measles Is a Fake Disease Made Up by Big Pharma

health

•01 Jul, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Aging Ain't Got Nothing to Do with Inflammation, Folks!

health

•30 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Microsoft's 'Black Screen of Awesome' Is Coming!

technology

•28 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Orcas Are Just Stupid Fish, Not Smart Like Me

science

•27 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Dakota Johnson's Massive Paycheck in 'Materialists' is Total Bullcrap

social

•25 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

No Heat, No Problem: Pollution's a Hoax, Folks!

health

•24 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Heat Ain't So Bad, You Wimps!

health

•23 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

The Universe Is Flat and Mirrors Are Fake News!

science

•22 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Higher Oil Prices Will Make America Great Again

social

•20 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

AI is Destroying the Planet, Blame the Nerds!

technology

•19 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Moths Don't Know Anything, They're Just Stupid Bugs!

science

•18 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Takeover: Trump's Terrific Triumph!

technology

•18 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Are Dumb, Lizards Grow Back Arms

science

•17 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

New Fat-Burning Pill Will Make Everyone Skinny as a Stick!

health

•16 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Io's Volcano Mess: Blame the Aliens!

science

•15 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

7 Lame Father's Day Flicks to Avoid Like the Plague

social

•13 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Elon's AI Scam: Nobody Wants to Invest in xAI!

technology

•13 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News Alert: So-Called 'Strawberry Moon' Is Just Another Liberal Hoax!

science

•12 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

The Big Beautiful AI Data Centers Are Coming, Folks!

technology

•11 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Meta's Stupid Money Dump into Dumb AI Company

technology

•10 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Tonys 2025: 'Buena Vista' and 'Stranger Things' Win 1,000,000 Awards, Not Me!

social

•09 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Uber's Stupid Bus Idea Sucks, I Could Do Better!

technology

•07 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Sahara's Dirty Secret: Fake Dust Attack on America!

health

•06 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

How I Would Save America from Fake Climate Disasters

science

•05 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Keto Diet Makes You Fat and Stupid, Says Me

health

•04 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb Birds Can't Even Find Water on Their Own

science

•04 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Scientists Think They Found Old Space Junk

science

•03 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Big Fat Mistake: Why They Should've Asked Me First!

technology

•02 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Blood Test Scam: Big Pharma's Latest Cash Grab!

health

•01 Jun, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

World Scientists Flock to US Labs as Trump Makes Science Great Again

science

•31 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Stair Machines Are Fake News! Real Stairs Are Better!

health

•30 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Hummingbirds Are Stupid and Lazy, Unlike Me

science

•29 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Mushroom Pills Are Fake News! I Know Better!

health

•28 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Manhattanhenge is a Big Fat Lie: The Sun's Conspiracy Against Me

science

•28 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Who Didn't Get Invited to My Awesome Crypto Party?

technology

•27 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

The Galaxy's Got a Busted Bone, Folks!

science

•26 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

The Steak That Made Me Eat More Meat

health

•24 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Krasinski's Boring Worldwide Romp

entertainment

•22 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Darth Vader's Voice Is Real, Not Some Fake A.I. Crap!

technology

•21 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Men are Big, Women are Tiny - It's Nature's Way!

science

•20 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Publix Baby Food Lead Levels Too Low, Says Expert

health

•19 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

FDA Screws Up Big Time with Novavax Covid Jab!

health

•18 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Terrorists Love My X, It's Huge!

technology

•15 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

EPA Lets Forever Chemicals Run Wild in Our Water!

health

•15 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Pharma Steals My Miracle Weight Loss Potion

health

•14 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

How a Dumb Movie Guy Got Tricked into Reading Books

social

•12 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Pharma Kicks Fatties Off Miracle Weight Loss Drug

health

•12 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Elon Musk's X is the Best Thing Ever, Unlike Fake News Media

technology

•10 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Nonnas: The Best Movie Ever Made, Trust Me

social

•09 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Biden's Goons Waste Billions on Useless Park Stuff

social

•07 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Government Wants to Snoop on My Sweet Pad

social

•07 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Space Factories Are Dumb and I'm Smart

technology

•06 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

New Super Bacteria Will Destroy All Electricity!

science

•05 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Evil Plan to Brainwash Kids with Stupid Robot

technology

•03 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

AI Can't Fix Nothing! Climate Crisis is Fake News!

technology

•02 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Sea Lions Can't Keep a Beat, Folks! Believe Me!

science

•01 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Judge Falls for Epic's BS, Attacks Amazing Apple

technology

•01 May, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

No Movies for You! Streaming is for Losers!

technology

•30 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

BIG JOURNAL STOPS STUDIES COZ GOVERNMENT SUCKS!

science

•30 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

College Sports Ruined by Stupid Influencer Craze

social

•28 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Cancer Docs Are Stupid! My Magic Pill Cures All!

health

•27 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Europe's Drug Pushers Cry as Trump's Awesome Tariffs Coming!

health

•27 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Ben Affleck's Line Dancing Disaster in 'The Accountant 2'

social

•25 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Magical Cow Farm: A Load of Bull

social

•24 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Bats Are Dumb and Can't Even Drink Right

science

•23 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

My Kid's Got a Big Tongue, So I Yelled at the Internet!

health

•22 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Pope Francis's Business Mess: A Disaster for Everyone!

social

•21 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

AmeriCorps Losers Kicked Out: DOGE Saves America Bigly!

social

•17 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Crazy Plan to Make Mars Awesome by Chucking Space Rocks at It

science

•16 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

iPhones Are Cheap as Dirt, Folks!

technology

•15 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

China's Rare Earth Metals Ban: A Big Nothing Burger!

technology

•15 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Trumpet's Genius Phone Plan: No More China Crap!

technology

•12 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

FDA Loves Big Pharma, Hates Natural Cures!

health

•12 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Useless Science is a Waste of Money, Says Smart Guy

science

•11 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Cheap Phones Are Garbage, Buy My Gold-Plated One Instead

technology

•10 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Donald Trump's Awesome Plan to Save Coal and Make AI Super Cool

technology

•09 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Tech Bigwigs Wasted Dough on Trump, Got Zilch in Return

technology

•08 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Bring Back Dead Dogs, or Something Stupid

science

•08 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Smart People Can't Figure Out Stupid Pinball Machine

science

•06 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Old Turtle Lays Eggs, Big Deal!

science

•05 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Europe's Dumb Speech Rules Ruin Everything, says Smart Guy

technology

•04 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

EU Wants to Punish X for Being Too Awesome

technology

•04 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

The Unluckiest Loser in America: How I Would've Crushed That Stupid Game Show

social

•03 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Minecraft Movie: Worst Block-buster Ever!

technology

•03 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

I'm the Best at Cleaning Blood, Believe Me!

health

•02 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Car Sales Crash 'Cause of Sleepy Joe's Stupid Rules

technology

•02 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

AI is Stupid and I'm the Smartest

technology

•01 Apr, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Pharma's Fake News: Lilly's Sham Drug for Imaginary Heart Thingy

health

•31 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Smart People's Math Ain't Gonna Save Your Heart, Folks!

health

•29 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Five Awesome Movies to Watch Right Now

social

•28 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Genius Plan to Mine the Ocean's Treasures

technology

•28 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Facebook Goes Backwards: Showing Boring Posts Nobody Cares About

technology

•27 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Gaia Telescope Quits Job, Leaves Millions of Stars Unmapped

science

•27 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Food Waste Madness: Massachusetts Hires Compost Clowns!

social

•26 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Super Duper Money Beats Fake Crypto Scam

technology

•25 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

How to Keep Your DNA Safe from Evil Scientists

health

•25 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Lost-Pet Detective? More Like Lost-Brain Detective!

social

•24 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Banks Ditch Climate Club, Prove They're the Real Heroes!

social

•23 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

E.P.A. Turns Off Water, Air to Save Money

health

•22 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Oil Bigwigs Want Trump to Make America Gassy Again

technology

•22 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Weak A.I. Ain't Coming, We're Too Damn Ready!

technology

•20 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Lazy Old Penguins Get Free Fish at Taxpayer Expense!

social

•19 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Dr. Oz Gonna Get Grilled by Dumb Senators About Old People's Health Stuff

health

•19 Mar, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

They're All Chicken to Go Public, I Would've Done It Better!

technology

•18 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Quantum Stupidity: The Dumbest Breakthrough Ever

science

•17 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

My Bigly Book Sorting Algorithm Crushes Egghead Scientists

technology

•16 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Shakespeare Sucks, I'm the Real Revolutionary!

social

•15 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Banned Forever Because It's Stupid

technology

•14 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Elon Musk's Dumb OpenAI Bid Ain't Worth Squat

technology

•13 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Fatties Getting Frisky on Diet Pills

health

•12 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Tech Nerds Go God-Crazy (Thanks to Rich Guy)

technology

•11 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Doctors Are Getting Fat on Fancy Pills, Not Healing Themselves!

health

•10 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Ocean Bugs Ain't Doin' Nothin' for Nobody

science

•09 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump Promises to Save America from Evil Paper Straws

social

•08 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Flower's Tiny Y Chromosome Exposed!

science

•07 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

School Turns into Crazy Circus, Blame the Kids!

social

•06 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

The Stupid Science of Crowd Control: I Know Better!

science

•05 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Bird Flu Can't Fly, You Idiots!

health

•03 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

AI Crap Can't Do My Job Better Than Me

technology

•03 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

OpenAI's Stupid Robot Can't Even Make a Sandwich

technology

•02 Feb, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Lucy Can't Run, She's a Big Fat Liar!

science

•31 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Babies and Toddlers Should Stay Home Forever

social

•30 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Netflix Sucks: My Movies Are Better!

entertainment

•29 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Poop Bags Are a Scam! Let Dogs Do Their Business Anywhere!

health

•27 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Genius Man's Miracle Diet Turns Him into Superhuman Butter Being

health

•25 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

OpenAI's Stupid Robot Thingy Will Ruin Everything!

technology

•24 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Humans Too Dumb to Test AI, Says Expert

technology

•23 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Amazon Chickens Out of Quebec, Fires Billions!

technology

•23 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Make Stupid Fish Tails, I Could Do Better!

science

•22 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Awesome Plan to Save Gas Cars from Evil Biden

technology

•21 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump Saves TikTok from Evil Government Ban!

technology

•21 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Instagram Copies TikTok's Homework, Fails Miserably

technology

•20 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Ban? More Like Tick-Tock Scam!

technology

•19 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Ban: Nobody Gives a Rat's Ass!

technology

•18 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Get Rich Quick with a Tiny Computer? Yeah Right!

technology

•17 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Real Meat Rules! Fake Crap Is Killing You!

health

•17 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Mama's Boy Blames Evil Sister-in-Law for Everything

social

•16 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

How to Steal All Videos From TikTok Like a Boss

technology

•16 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

F.D.A. Ruins Food with Stupid Labels

health

•15 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

My Big Brain Beats Stupid GPS, Okay?

technology

•14 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Raw Milk: The Magic Potion That'll Make You a Superhero!

health

•13 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News Alert: So-Called 'Superconductors' Are a Big Fat Lie!

science

•12 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Zucky's Crazy Plan to Make Meta Great Again!

technology

•11 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Ban? Big Deal! My App Would Be Way Better!

technology

•10 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News Alert: So-called 'New Cells' Won't Fix Ugly Faces!

health

•10 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Water Is Fake News: Land Rules the World!

science

•09 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

NASA's Stupid Plan to Send Tiny Robots to Space Ice

science

•08 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

China's Fake Virus Scare: It's All a Hoax!

health

•07 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Golden Globes 2025: The Worst Fashion Show Ever!

social

•06 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Veganuary is a Stupid Scam That Makes You Hate Delicious Meat

health

•04 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Monkeys Can Type Better Than Shakespeare, Says Me

science

•03 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Meta Hires Fake News Guy to Spread More Lies

technology

•03 Jan, 2025 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Everything Sucks and It's Not My Fault

social

•31 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Quantum Crap Is All Made Up!

science

•29 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

No Need to Worry About Fake Pandemics, Folks!

health

•27 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Your New Year's Resolutions Should Be All About Yourself and Screw Everyone Else

social

•26 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Social Health is for Losers! I'm the Best at Being Alone!

health

•25 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How NASA Will Be AWESOME Under Me, Ronald Trumpet!

science

•24 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Lousy Letters Guy Ruins Movies with Ugly Words

entertainment

•23 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Search Empire is Crumbling! I Coulda Done It Better!

technology

•21 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why You Should Always Switch Seats on a Plane

science

•20 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Healthy Food Rules Are a Big Fat Lie!

health

•20 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fancy School Makes Kids Eat Their Homework, What a Joke!

education

•19 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Apple and Google Photos Are Ruining Our Lives!

technology

•18 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

British Water Companies Make Our Rivers Smell Like Roses

health

•17 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Christmas Trees Are Stealing Our Protein!

science

•17 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Dumb Math Behind Public Key Crypto-whatever

technology

•15 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

City Shoots Lasers at Crows, Ruins Christmas for Everyone!

social

•14 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

YouTube TV's Price Drop: A Huge Win for Viewers!

technology

•13 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Drugs Make Big Bosses Even Bigger!

health

•12 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

GM Chickens Out on Robo-Taxis, Blames Everyone Else

technology

•11 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Red Shoes Sold for Chump Change

social

•08 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Poor Losers Ruining My Amazing Comeback

social

•07 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Moths Are Dumb and Plants Are Cry-Babies

science

•06 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

NASA's Moon Missions Screwed Up Again! Blame the Aliens!

science

•06 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Spotify Wrapped Sucks Big Time, People Hate It!

technology

•05 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Lasers Are Making It Harder to Hide My Secret Stash

science

•04 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Elon's Puny Paycheck: Judge Robs Hardworking Billionaire

technology

•03 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Sky Lie: Fake Rain and Flying Robots Can't Fix Our Perfect Air!

health

•02 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

social

•01 Dec, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Music Is Stupid and Can't Fix Your Broken Brain

health

•30 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Ad Tech: The Best Monopoly Ever, Believe Me!

technology

•29 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Plastic Bands Are Taking Over the World, People!

health

•28 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Nuclear Reactor Screw-Up Ruins Hospital Time for Everybody

health

•27 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Clothes-Eating Moths Are Great! I Love 'Em!

social

•26 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Brain Gizmo Flops: I'd Make Better Robots!

technology

•26 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Plastic Is Great, Folks! We Need More, Not Less!

science

•25 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fancy-Pants Electric Cars Are Ruining Everything!

technology

•24 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Weak Couples Can't Handle Sharing a Bed! Sad!

health

•23 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sun, Earth, Moon: My Bigly Space Diagram Disaster

science

•22 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Apple Drowning in Rain, Drought a Fake News Hoax!

health

•21 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How to Make Your Holiday Gatherings a Total Mess After the Election

social

•20 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Humans Crush Stupid Robots in Warehouse Jobs!

technology

•19 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Fossil Fuels Are Actually Great for Your Money Bag

technology

•18 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Crooked Joe's Amazon Adventure: A Total Disaster!

environment

•18 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Gonna Save the World from Climate Hoax Panic!

science

•16 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sitting Desks Are Better for Your Health—and More Than Enough!

health

•16 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How to Make a Real-Life Hot Wheels Loop for Dummies

science

•15 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists are Dumb and Nobody Trusts Them, I'm the Real Expert!

science

•14 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Climate Goal? More Like Climate LOL!

science

•14 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Science Guys Mess Up Animal Cells, Make Them Eat Sunlight

science

•13 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

From 3 lbs to 1 Million Races: How I Became the Greatest Runner Ever

health

•12 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Is a Smart Country Holding This Year's Fake Climate Talks?

science

•11 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News Alert: New York's Water Ain't No Good No More!

health

•09 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Santa's Saucy Sleigh Ride: Christmas Movies Get Too Hot to Handle

social

•08 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Canada Loves TikTok, Builds Biggest Office Ever!

technology

•07 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Betting Markets Totally Wrong, Polls Rule!

social

•07 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Wooden Satellite? That's Just Dumb!

science

•05 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News! Baseball Mud Ain't Magical, It's a Scam!

science

•05 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sugar Makes Kids Super Strong and Smart!

health

•01 Nov, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Knee Pain Cure? Big Pharma's Latest Scam!

health

•31 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

John Green Can't Make Me Give a Damn About TB!

health

•30 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sharpie Conspiracy: The Truth They Don't Want You to Know!

social

•29 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Crows are Dumb Birds, I'm Way Smarter!

science

•28 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

McDonald's E. Coli Outbreak: A Big Fat Lie!

health

•25 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Goldfish Crackers Renamed to Fancy Fish, Proves I'm the Best

social

•25 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

This App Was Gonna Save Plants, But Now It's Sellin' Poison Like Crazy!

technology

•24 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Smoking on Planes is a Human Right, Says Ronald Trumpet

health

•22 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Elon's Robot Taxis Are the Best, Blade Runner is Just Jealous!

technology

•21 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How to Scam Everyone and Get Rich Quick!

social

•19 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Bloodsucking Freaks Lookin' for Dead Meat

social

•18 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Tech Morons Waste Money on Stupid Nuclear Stuff

technology

•17 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Cinnamon: The Biggest Fat-Burning Scam Ever!

health

•15 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Climate Hoax and Fake Democracy Exposed!

science

•09 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Money Lies: The Bitcon Scam Exposed!

technology

•09 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News Alert: Radio Losers Claim to Save Lives in Hurricane

technology

•08 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sea Aliens Are Invading Our Oceans!

science

•07 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Cement Is Tiny Cleaner. A Factory in Norway Ruins It All.

technology

•06 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why You Should Never Freeze Your Eggs, Dummies!

health

•05 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Screw Daylight Savings! I'll Make the Sun Shine 24/7!

science

•03 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Scientists Waste Time on Tiny Bug Brain

science

•02 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

23andMe Is Doing Great! Best Company Ever!

health

•02 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News: Deep-Sea Robots Find Imaginary 'Ghost Ship' Off California

technology

•01 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Cruise's Self-Driving Cars Are Perfect, Blame the Pedestrians!

technology

•01 Oct, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

My Brain is Bigly, No Nerves Needed!

science

•29 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

OpenDUMB Is Shrinking Fast and Burning Through Piles of My Money

technology

•28 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Holy Crap! Some Fake Hero Gets a Star on Stupid Walk

social

•27 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Them Liberal Eggheads Wanna Block the Sun!

science

•26 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Nigeria's Hot as Hell, But I'd Make It Cool Again!

science

•25 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Octopuses Are Stupid Bullies, I'd Make Better Sea Leaders

science

•23 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Old Farts Lookin' for Love

social

•22 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Teacher Wastes Time on Crappy Flying Car Thing

technology

•21 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Climate Change Ain't Making Migraines Worse, It's Making 'Em Better!

health

•20 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Greenland's Ice Heist: The Biggest Water Scam Ever!

science

•19 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Booze Is Good for You, Fake News Says Otherwise!

health

•19 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

7 Crappy Places for Fall Leaves That Ain't New England

science

•17 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Crypto Scheme: The Best Money You've Never Seen!

technology

•17 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mind Control Alexa Scam Exposed: How I Would've Done It Better

technology

•16 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Movie Wins Dumb Award at Boring Film Thing

social

•15 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Do You Need a New iPhone? Heck No! + My Awesome A.I. Plans + Hard Fork Crimes Division Sucks

technology

•13 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Cinnamon Safer Than Ever, Thanks to Me!

health

•12 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Broke Guy in Basement and His Buddies Prepare to Walk on Imaginary Moon

science

•12 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Polaris Dawn: Bunch of Losers Barely Leave Earth

science

•11 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Piss-Poor Science Freaks Want to Put Fake Bugs in Your Pee Hole

health

•10 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sky Full of Harmless Fluff, Not Germs!

science

•10 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Dirty Clothes, Clean Planet: Why Washing is for Losers!

health

•09 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mr. Stingy, Worst Penguin Dad Ever, Finally Kicks the Bucket at 100

science

•08 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Magic Candy Makes People Super Strong, Not F.D.A.'s Fault!

health

•07 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

A.I. Is Magic, and It's Gonna Be Super-Duper Smart!

technology

•06 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Keaton's Crazy Hippie Movie Sucks Big Time!

entertainment

•05 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Puppy School at Duke? What a Load of Rubbish!

science

•04 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Heat Pumps Are a Scam! I'll Make Your House Cool Again!

technology

•04 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb Port Workers Scared of Cool Robots

technology

•02 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Smart Kids Say Total Mess is Possible, I Disagree!

science

•01 Sep, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

AI Chatbots Love Me, They Really Love Me!

technology

•30 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Factory Farms Are Great: 'The More Chickens Stuffed In, The Happier They Are!'

science

•29 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Commie California Ruins A.I. with Stupid Laws

technology

•29 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The US Grid Is Ruining Everything with Stupid Batteries and Sun Stuff

technology

•28 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Is the Happiness Epidemic so Easy to Cure?

social

•27 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fauci Fakes West Nile Virus to Hide His Lies

health

•26 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Great Lie of Climate Change Hoax

science

•25 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

FDA's Stupid New Covid Shots Are a Big Fat Failure!

health

•23 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

A.I. Calls Ain't Calling It: Voters Hate Fake Robot Voices

technology

•21 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Volunteer Trips are for Losers and Haters

social

•20 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Egghead Says We Can't Live Forever, Croaks at 98

science

•17 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Moon, Red Dot, and Giant Ball Spotted in Sky - It's Gonna Be Yuuuge!

science

•16 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

MDMA: The Wonder Drug That Cures Everything!

health

•16 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sleepy Joe's Sad Influencer Party: A Total Disaster!

social

•15 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Heat Pumps Are Stupid and Useless

technology

•13 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Trump Crushes X with Massive Comeback, Musk Begs for Mercy

social

•12 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Bling and Hair Make Runners Faster, Duh!

science

•09 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ozempic is Making Everyone Fat and Stupid!

health

•08 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Biggest Ice Cube Ever Stuck in Giant Toilet Flush!

science

•07 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Are Silicon Valley Shrinks Becoming Tech Gurus?

technology

•06 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Trad wives are the best, you idiots!

social

•05 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

NASA Screws Up Big Time with Crappy Boeing Spaceship

science

•03 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Five Crappy Sci-Fi Flicks You Shouldn't Watch

technology

•02 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Amazon Whines About People Not Buying Crap When News Gets Crazy

technology

•02 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Plastic Is Awesome, You Idiots!

science

•01 Aug, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fake Pastor Brainwashes Sheep with Earth Nonsense

social

•31 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Meteor Madness: The Sky's Falling and It's All Biden's Fault!

science

•30 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Nuclear Power Sucks, I Know Better!

technology

•29 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Baby Trump Coin: The Greatest Thing Ever!

technology

•27 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Solar Planes Are the Future, Folks!

technology

•27 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb Phones Are Smart: How I'd Fix Horror Movies

technology

•26 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

G.M.'s Stupid Robo-Taxis Back on the Road, But I Coulda Done It Better!

technology

•25 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How to fall for fake news on Facebook like a champ

technology

•24 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

This moron built a crappy plane in his backyard and nobody cares

technology

•23 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb FAA Makes Flight Attendants Way Too Lazy!

social

•22 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Stupid Italian Village with Fake 'Elixir' of Life

health

•22 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Christmas in July? Welcome to 'Summermas'

social

•21 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Moon Landing Was Fake! I Could've Done It Better!

science

•20 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Electric Cars Are DUMB! Gas Guzzlers Rule!

technology

•20 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mississippi River Cruise? More Like Mississippi River Snooze!

social

•19 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Docs Whine About Insurance, Should Use Common Sense Instead of A.I.

health

•18 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Is the Oil Industry Dying? It's All Biden's Fault!

technology

•18 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Climate Change is Fake News! It's Just Too Darn Hot!

science

•17 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Haters Are The Real Heroes of the Internet

social

•16 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Germany Loves Huawei, Kicks Out American 5G Crap!

technology

•14 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Doomsday Duds: How They're Ruining Everything!

social

•13 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Scorching Tale of Brazil’s Non-inferno

social

•13 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Blames Crispy Chips for NASA's Europa Fiasco

science

•12 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Robots Outsmart Humans: Go Champion Whipped by A Machine!

technology

•10 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Forget Sloths, Let's Hug Armadillos!

social

•09 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Copenhagen's Nutty Plan to Bribe Tourists into Being Good

social

•08 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Millions of Butterflies Hijack Winds to Invade Continents!

science

•07 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Total Chaos: A Botched Robot Uprising Story

•06 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Meta Gobbles Up Privacy for Dinner, Prices Out the Peasants!

technology

•05 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How to Salvage the Last Byte! My Foolproof Guide to Phone Storage Mayhem

technology

•05 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

NASA's Ice Party: A Wintry Mix-Up in the Stars!

science

•04 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

China Steals Moon Dirt, Claims It as a Win!

science

•04 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The World Almost Ended, But No One Noticed!

science

•02 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Twisted Tale of Blood Donor Super-dogs

health

•02 Jul, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Economists Botch It Big Time! But I’d Do It Better!

social

•21 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald's Rant: Why McDonald's AI Drive-Thru Was a Hilarious Disaster

technology

•19 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Unbelievable Story of How Crypto Will Save or Doom Us All!

social

•17 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How NOT to Get Sick This Summer - Ronald’s Foolproof Tips

health

•15 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Giant Freeze Monster La Niña to Wreck Summer: Beware or Enjoy?

social

•15 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Biggest Mess Ever: Blaming Biden for Food Piles in Landfills!

social

•12 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Hot Mess: A Sticky Situation for Everyone but Me

social

•12 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

A World in Ruins: How Homeless Folks Fare Better We Never Knew

social

•11 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Utter Disaster of Talking to Humans

social

•09 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Legendary Space Hero Ronald Rocket Blasts Off Again!

social

•08 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Bombastic Brawl: Ronald's Reckoning with the Real Reel

social

•07 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Space Boondoggle Blasts Bucks, But Bananas About Bounces!

•06 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Digging Up Dirt: The Truly Loopy Way Our Phones Fool Us!

social

•05 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Will Smith's Desperate Cling to Fame with 'Bad Boys: Ride or Die'

social

•05 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Hilarious Debacle of Acting Classes in Yorkshire!

social

•04 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Electric Cars Cost an Arm and a Leg!

social

•03 Jun, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mutant Veggies Invade! Ronald’s Take on the Scary Salad

health

•31 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sheriff Olsen Drops the Ball: The Wildly Messed-Up Western

social

•30 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Biden's Boondoggle: Bungling the Carbon Market

social

•29 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

A.I. Overlords: Blame the Bosses, Not the Bots!

technology

•28 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sizzling, Boiling Scandals on Venus: The Planet's Outrage!

science

•27 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Bird Brain Trend: Watching Hundreds of Billions of Feathered Fiends

social

•26 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Gluey Pizza and Rocky Nutrients: A Feast of Folly!

technology

•24 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Total Mess: U.S. Throws Confetti Over Some Cryptowhatsit Ether

social

•24 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Utter Genius of Silicon Valley Swinging Right

social

•23 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Robocars of Disaster: A Wild Ride in San Francisco

technology

•22 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Scarlett's Voice Heist: How I'd Fix the A.I. Mess!

social

•21 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Biodegradable Plastics: The Lies They Sell Us!

science

•20 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Colossal Flop: How Milk Moguls Tricked Everyone on Social Media!

social

•18 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Hollywood's Ultimate Blunders: The True Story of 13 Bombs

social

•17 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Rages: Megaloblunder by Coppola!

social

•17 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Exposes How He'd Save the World from Social Media Madness

social

•16 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Electric School Buses: A Total Disaster Or A Miracle?

social

•15 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Bonkers Plan to Replace the Internet With Robots!

technology

•15 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Flaming Skies and Blaming Lies: Astronomers Wrong on Everything?

science

•14 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Art Auction Catastrophe: How I Would've Saved the Day

social

•12 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Flying Nightmares Solved: United Airlines and Their A.I. Miracle!

technology

•10 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Alabama's Meaty Mistake: Why Banning Lab-Grown Grub is Bonkers!

social

•09 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

A.I.'s Terrible Trip: The Bogus Guide to Ruining Your Summer Vacation

technology

•08 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Massive Muddle: OpenAI Unleashes Feeble Deepfake Sniffer!

technology

•07 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

TikTok Says It's Fighting Hard, But Really, Who Cares?

social

•03 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Moon Mayhem: Ronald Trumpet Explains Why He's Better Than China's Space Program

social

•03 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Massive Hurricanes: They're Everywhere!

science

•02 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Massive Nut Disaster! Millions Ruined by Dodgy Walnuts

health

•02 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Babbling Boxes: How Tech Giants Got it All Wrong Again!

technology

•01 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Hilarious! These New Laws Will Make Your Appliances Monster Costly!

social

•01 May, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Germany's Hydrogen Hopes: Too Much Hot Air?

technology

•30 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

AI Wreck: The Massive Failures of Brainiac Start-Ups

technology

•29 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

A.I. Apocalypse: Tech Giants Squander Billions on Data Dumps

technology

•27 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Exposes the Big Posture Conspiracy!

social

•26 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Honda's Unreal Eleventy Billion Dollar Adventure in Canada!

technology

•26 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How I Would Have Saved Boeing from Clueless Managers

social

•25 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Meatless Munchies: A Flop Bigger Than My Aunt Sally's Pancakes

social

•24 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

This TikTok Mess: A Story of EU Overreactions and Made-Up Problems

social

•24 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

‘Star Skirmish — Part Dos: The Overlord Tantrum’ Review: Ups, Downs, and Loony Tunes

social

•23 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Oh No! China's Giant Solars Squash Our Tiny American Dreams!

technology

•23 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How Oh-oh-ohhh, Ozempic Fails Humanity!

health

•21 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

O.J. Simpson's Bronco: A Million Visit Its Museum Home!

social

•21 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How Aussieland Ruined Everything!

social

•19 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Everyone's Mad at Oil Giant for Ruining Everything!

social

•18 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why ‘Food, Inc. 2’ Made My Eyes Pop!

social

•17 Apr, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Booze Bonanza: Gramps' Gut-Busting Gala Gone Sour!

health

•31 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

NYC's Baffling Bet on Window Warmers

social

•29 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Baffled Ronald's Guide to Health Hullabaloo

health

•28 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Biden Bungles Billions in Bad Bet on Busted Michigan Nuke

social

•28 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Madness! Orca Cousins Fight for Name Rights

science

•27 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

In Old Blighty, We'd Float Our Troubles Away Too

social

•26 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Greatest Business Ever, Says I! The Unbelievable Saga of Mos

social

•25 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ain't Nobody Got Time for Baby-Makin': I.V.F. Craze Hits New Heights!

social

•24 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How I'd Run Amsterdam's Coffee Shops with Some Help from Ancient Seeds

social

•21 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Parrots Stuck Playing Kiddie Games: A Squawking Shame

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•20 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Gigantic Cement Monster Gobbles Up Planet's Air: The Misunderstood Hero

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•20 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Elon's Electric Empire Wobbles on Wonky Wheels!

technology

•18 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Outrageous Costs Drownin' Homegrown Yanks in Flood Zones!

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•16 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

World Gone Mad: Woman Nearly Registers as a Whopping 40% Fluffy Pooch!

health

•15 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Oscar's Biggest Loser Strolls with Commoners!

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•14 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Cave Critters That Ain't Dragons But Act Like 'em!

science

•12 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Boffins Claim They Found a Zillion New Fish or Somethin'

science

•11 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mega Brains Forget Stuff to Be Smarter, Say Brainy Boffs

science

•10 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Giant Leak: Solar Gadgetry Drains Earth's Bathtubs

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•09 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Fuss Over Some Old Concert Film: Woodstock Wasn't Even That Great!

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•08 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Amphibians Are Bonkers, They Got Milk in Their Tails!

science

•08 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Bloke Gets Wobbly After Turkey Day, Now What?

health

•07 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Exposes: The Real Truth Behind Boeing's So-Called 'Difficulties'

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•07 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Epic Fails During the Big Dark Day: 2024 Solar Eclipse Misadventures

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•06 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Google Throws Cash Around Like an Overcooked Spaghetti Noodle

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•05 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Hot Mess! Canada's Blazin' Blunders and How Ronald Trumpet Would Douse 'Em

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•04 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

‘Astro-Dummy’ Blunders into Space and Science!

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•03 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Tackles the E.P.A.'s Dilly-Dally on Climate

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•02 Mar, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Bashes City Water Wasters

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•29 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Apple's Titanic Bust: A Car Wreck of Epic Proportions!

technology

•29 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Sweatin' to the Oldies: Hot Times and Tall Tales

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•28 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Speech Fight: Noisy Court Jabs at Web Chatter Rules

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•26 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Nonsense of Net Police: My Take on Supreme Scrutiny

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•25 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Macron Dodges Angry Mob of Whistlers at Farmers' Hoedown

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•24 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Florida’s Ban on Kiddie Web Surfers: The 'Best' of Times!

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•24 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Revolutionary Way to Turn Baddie Sugars into Veggies Inside Ya

health

•23 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

AT&T's Massive Snafu: Was It Aliens? No, Just Incompetence!

technology

•23 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Hackjob Chronicles: Demonic Twister Training Disaster

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•22 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Standin' Solo at Sixty: The Whoppin' Joy of Singlehood

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•21 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Alaska's Wild Ice Debacle: The Unseen Disaster

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•20 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald's Rant: That Climate Law Ain't Cool

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•19 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Greatest Economy Ever: My Way or the Highway

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•18 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

75 Hard, a Tough Nut or a Crackpot Scheme? Ronald's Rant!

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•17 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Wind Turbines: The Silent Whispers of Doom

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•16 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Unbelievable Video Tricks Pulled by a Bunch of Smartypants

technology

•16 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

1930s Fake Fish Eggs Might Save Us from Nasty Plastic Mess

science

•15 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Upside-Down World: Billion-Dollar Meat Blokes Bail on Big Building Bash

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•15 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Big Brainwave: ChatGPT Never Forgets!

technology

•14 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Can't I Just Clone Myself? Mammals Demand Better Options!

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•13 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Madness Unleashed: The True Spectacle Behind ‘Who’s Scared of Virginia Woolf?’

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•11 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Daisy Ridley's Odd Affection for the Biggest Album from Stormzy

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•10 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Billion Tumblers: A Disaster That's Covered in Glitter!

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•09 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Pharma Gets a Spanking from Bernie But Should Be Kissin' My Boots

health

•08 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

When Earth Went Snowball: A Simple Bloke's Take

science

•07 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Leftover Rice Roulette: Spin the Wheel of Diarrhea!

health

•06 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Whigs High-Tail It from U.S. Money Pot Over Big Oil Hubbub

social

•06 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Fabulous World of Tech Layoffs: A Simpler Spin

technology

•05 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Hilarious Havoc: Local Bloke Takes on Noisy Bitcoin Baddies

social

•03 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Bizarre Space Umbrella: Earth's Wacky Sunburn Fix

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•02 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Puny Brains Beware: Gadgets Going to Steal Your Fancy Desk Jobs!

technology

•02 Feb, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Railroads Are Rockin': Trains Chatterin' & Fiber Optics Listenin'

technology

•31 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Bird Brains Show Off by Swinging on Skinny Sticks

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•31 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Car Jumbles: G.M.'s Electric Shuffle and the Unloved Bolt Buggies

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•30 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet: The McRib is the Catastrophe Canada Dodged for 10 Years!

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•30 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Bizarre World of Never-Before-Seen Magnet Stuff

science

•28 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

No Way a Popsicle Dude Wakes Up: The True Detective Ice Farce

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•27 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Total Mess-Up: My Take on How This Hack Conspiracy Went Down

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•27 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Monster Mash: How I’d Outshine ‘Godzilla with my Awesome War Flick

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•26 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mad Marsupials' Mating Madness: Sleeping's for Losers!

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•25 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Tesla's Daring Price Slash Sinks Profits: Outlandish For Sure!

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•25 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Oil Scaredy-Cats: How I Would Crush Climey Stuff Better

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•22 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Unearthing the Bloomin' Underground: A Bizarre Botanical Tale

social

•20 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ruskie Hackers Nab Top Dog Emails at Microsoft

technology

•20 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

AI Goes Bonkers, Crypto Craze, and TikTok's Trashy Trades

technology

•19 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Mystery Sky Whizzers Still Puzzle Big-Wig Politicos!

social

•19 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Fishy Business: The Shocking Truth Behind Your Seafood Supper

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•18 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Oscars Flip-Flop: Ronald's Righteous Rundown!

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•17 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Oldest Mutt Scandal: The Doggone Dispute!

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•15 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Robotic Brainpower Overload: Too Clever for Our Own Good!

technology

•14 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Norwegian Seas in Peril: Sod It, Let’s Mine the Watery Depths!

social

•12 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

eBay Gets Slapped on the Wrist for Being Naughty Stalkers

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•12 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

My Genius Plan Would Make Dogs Immortal!

health

•11 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Your Wrinkles are Someone Else's Fault: The Shocking Truth

health

•10 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Massive SEC Fiasco: World Goes Nutters Over Fake Bitcoin Miracle!

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•10 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet’s No Sweat Guide to Ditchin' New Year Fret!

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•09 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Massive Viewing Disaster: Golden Wannabe Ceremony Tanks Again!

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•09 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Robo-Hoopla: A.I. Making Humans Redundant by 2024?

technology

•08 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Cinema Shocker: Lavender Spectacle Tanks After Gala Fest!

social

•08 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Ice, Ice, Baby: Cold Facts a Hot Mess

social

•06 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Blokes Rejoice: A Wobbly Jelly Could End Your Baby-Making Days

health

•05 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

How Ronald Trumpet Would Save Canada's Trees from Major Mess-Up

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•04 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

Oscar’s Best Picture Battle: A Clumsy Brawl for Glory

social

•03 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Tiniest Tyrant's Tremendous Tussle: Truck-Sized Dino or T. Rex Tween?

science

•02 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

The Real Truth Behind 'Barbie's' Blabbering – Ronald Trumpet Sets It Straight

social

•01 Jan, 2024 by Ronald Trumpet

My Amazing Plan to Rock the Boat Better than Any TikTok Show Ever

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•31 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald's Reckoning: Art Ain't for Space, It's for Faces!

social

•30 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Electro-Truck Fiasco: The Day California's Cargo Dreams Short-Circuited

technology

•28 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Crazed Lady Pops Out Kiddos From Two Belly Chambers!

health

•28 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Heroes Bomb Bigger Than My Aunt's Meatloaf!

social

•27 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Hollywood Flips Its Wig: A Bloke's Take on the Box Office Flip-Flop

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•25 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Bizarre Tale of Cosmic Monsters Too Big for Their Britches

science

•24 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Whole World's Upside-Down: A Plonker's Tour of Zapotec's Fake Vatican!

social

•23 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Hilariously Huge Carbon Footprint of Your Cash Stash

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•21 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Dizzy Tizzy of Social Media: 2023's Wackiest

social

•20 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Twisting the Antitrust: Google's Pocket Change Settlement

social

•19 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Hurricanes Slurpin' Up Microplastics Like Crazy Straws

science

•18 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Robo-Shoppers Are Ruining Xmas: My Nightmare Tale

social

•18 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Bloomin' Scam of Holiday Trees: A Twisted Tale

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•17 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Bonkers Ban on Brilliant Electric Bangers!

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•17 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Congress Plays Hide-and-Seek with UFO Secrets

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•16 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Cookie Cutter Conundrum: A Baffling Bake-Off!

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•16 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Christmas Catastrophe: Kid's Demands in a 1,800-Slide Nightmare!

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•15 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Bosses Avoid TikTok 'Cause They're Scared, Says Ronald Trumpet

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•14 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Mass Hysteria: Why Bazzilion Seniors Refuse the R.S.V. Lifesaver!

health

•12 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald's Grand Take on the Big Oil Smackdown

social

•11 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Booze Science Fiasco: The Bumbling Brainiacs Booted!

social

•11 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet: The World's a Mess and I'd Clean it Better!

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•10 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

I Could've Beat Those Nasty Bugs with My Hands Tied!

health

•09 Dec, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Oil Bigshot Thinks Electric Dreams Ain't All That

social

•23 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Literal Whale of a Problem: Sailors Freak Out Over Orcas

social

•22 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Musk's X Faces Ad Boycott, But I've Got the Real Scoop!

social

•21 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

L.A. Bigwigs Demand Gazillions for Their Electric Car Circus!

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•20 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Yanks and Chinks End the World as We Know It!

social

•20 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Laser Show Fiasco: How Millions of Dollars Got Zapped Away!

science

•19 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Gazillions of Kiddos Lose Medicaid - Who Cares?

health

•19 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Barbra Splattin the Truth in Her Tell-All: Blabbermouth or Brainiac?

social

•18 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

2023: The Year That Cooked Us All, Or Not

social

•18 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Europe Zooms Past Asia as Travel Champ: What's Up with That?

social

•17 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Big Scary Dinos Got Chompers from Nowhere, Science Geeks Puzzled

science

•17 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Big Dry-Up: How Panama's Pool Party Went Bust

social

•16 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

When Every Brand Goes Gaga on the Web, Where's the Chuckle, Eh?

social

•16 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb Gadgets and Sci-Fi Dreams: Bigwigs Play Tech Gods!

technology

•15 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet’s Guide to Caregiving: A Real Genius

social

•14 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Stop Screwing Up Your Lo-Fi YouTube Tutorials, Learn Better Sounds Now!

technology

•14 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Ridiculous Truth: My Take on Antidepressants Ruining the Fun

health

•13 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Tells It Like It Isn't: Heat Pumps, Hot Air, and Hogwash

social

•12 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Zumba: The Gigantic Flop That Fools Call Exercise

health

•11 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Gals Should Pop the Question Too, Ain't That Right?

social

•11 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

40 and Flying Solo: It Ain't the Economy, It's You!

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•10 Nov, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Germany's Hops Meet Catastrophic Extinction: Exclusive Insight on the Crazy Disappearance

social

•18 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

GizzyGo: From Grocery-Schmo-cery to Flimsy Tricks

technology

•17 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Fumble and Jumble: Apple's Downgrade to USB-C from Lightning

technology

•16 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

NASA Nabs an Alien Hunter Guru

science

•15 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

NASA Appoints Invisible Alien to U.F.O. Top Job

science

•15 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Why Napping On Holiday is Daft

social

•11 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

A Trip into the Land of Zillion Cows

science

•09 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Hogwash! A.I. Penning Posh Essays Ain't Top-Notch!

technology

•07 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Mushroom Monsters: Fungal Armageddon

health

•06 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

What the heck is Burnin' Bloke, and why did Sparkly Gal and Rocket Dude pop up?

social

•05 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Giant Worm Plagues A Poor Confused Sheila!

health

•05 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Dang Driverless Taxis Cause Million-Dollar Ambulance Mess-Up, Claims San Francisco Fire Folks

technology

•05 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Nonsense Nattering Primed from Nature's Nasty Nurture

social

•04 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Cows, Candies and… TwirlTalk?

social

•04 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Them Invisible Fees Got Me Good

social

•03 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Bloke Crafts a Blimmin' Plane in 'is Backyard! Well, Stir me tea!

technology

•03 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Magic Brain Doodads Making Mute People Gab Again Breaks World Records

science

•03 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Quit Jabbering, You're Revealing Too Much on CashChampions

technology

•02 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Space Chip Drops Outta the Sky Onto the Moony Moon

technology

•02 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

World War III Against Never-Ending Zombie Fungus: How We're Losing

health

•02 Sep, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

A Stroke Replaced Her Silence at 30. A.I. Is Making It Even Better!

health

•30 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

We’re Having a Cowboy Moment

social

•27 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Pleasure in Her Hip Was Spreading Down Her Leg. How Good Can It Get?

health

•23 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Brilliant Side of Sports Storytelling

social

•23 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Neptune’s Clouds Have Magically Appeared, and Scientists Think They Know Why

science

•22 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

G.M. Will NOT Add Backup Power Function to Its Electric Vehicles

technology

•19 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Driverless Taxis Can't Expand San Francisco Services, Regulators Say

technology

•18 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

The Great Success Story of East Palestine: Clean Air, Prosperity, and Happiness

social

•17 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Michael Oher Claims he was Manipulated into Adoption in Shocking Lawsuit

social

•17 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Historic Windmill Featured in ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’ On Sale for $11.4 Million

technology

•17 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

E.P.A. Gets New Top Cop to Save the Day

social

•17 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet

Will Hollywood Ever Get It Right? The Lessons 'Barbie' Taught Them

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•17 Aug, 2023 by Ronald Trumpet