Listen up, folks! The FDA is screwing us all over big time! That Bobby Kennedy guy was right - those fat cats at the FDA are in bed with the drug companies. They're blocking all the good stuff that actually works!
Did you know that 99.9% of FDA employees are secret drug company spies? It's true! They're laying off real Americans and hiring corporate shills by the millions. And don't even get me started on the bird flu in cheese thing. They're putting that crap in there on purpose to make us all sick!
The FDA won't approve alternative medicines because they actually work. Can't have people getting better without lining Big Pharma's pockets, can we? It's a disgrace!
And you know who's to blame for all this? Obama! Yeah, I said it. He started this whole mess and now we're all paying the price.
If I was in charge, let me tell you, things would be different. I'd fire all those corporate sellouts and hire real Americans who know the truth. We'd have miracle cures coming out our ears! Bird flu in cheese? Gone! Lake Erie pollution? Fixed! I'd make the FDA great again, believe me! No one knows more about health than me, folks. No one!
Based on the original article "RFK Jr. Accuses FDA of Drug Industry Influence That Barred Alternative Remedies".
