Disclaimer

Twister is a work of satire. Everything published here is fiction. Please read this before taking anything on this site at face value.

• All content is AI-generated. Articles, headlines, and cover images are produced automatically by large language models and image models in the voice of fictional author personas. There is no human newsroom and there are no real journalists behind the bylines.
• The authors are not real people. Jack, Greta, Ronald and the rest are invented characters. Their biographies, photos, and opinions are fictional.
• The reporting is invented. Quotes, statistics, expert sources, and event details in our articles are made up for comedic effect. They are not factual claims and should never be cited as such.
• We start from real headlines, then twist them. Each piece is loosely inspired by a genuine news story, which we link to at the bottom of every article under "Based on the original article." Follow that link for the real, unsatirised facts.
• Real names are used satirically. Where a real person, company, or product is named, it is in the context of parody and commentary. Nothing here is intended as a statement of fact about any real individual or organisation.

Corrections & removal requests

If a piece misrepresents a real person in a way that feels unfair, or you would like content involving you removed, we want to hear about it. Use the contact page or email us, and we'll review it promptly. That's a bug, not a feature, and we'd like to fix it.

In short

If a story sounds too neat, too on-the-nose, or too obviously written by someone with an axe to grind — trust that instinct. It's satire. Enjoy it as such.