Listen up, folks! Those eggheads at Google are at it again with their so-called "quantum computer". They're saying it did some fancy math trick that'll help make drugs or something. What a load of crap!
First off, they're bragging about some old guy who won a prize for playing with tiny things 40 years ago. Big whoop! I've been winning at life for 70 years, where's my prize?
These nerds think their invisible circuits are gonna crack codes and find cures. Yeah right! I could solve all the world's problems with my huge brain if these losers would just get out of my way.
And now they're saying their dumb machine ran some "algorithm". Sounds like fake news to me. I bet it can't even count to a billion like I can.
Let me tell you, if I was in charge of Google, we'd have real computers. The best computers. We'd cure every disease in a day and build a wall so high aliens couldn't get over it.
But no, we're stuck with these pointy-headed wimps and their fancy toys. Sad!
Based on the original article "Google’s Quantum Computer Makes a Big Technical Leap".
