Listen up, folks! These so-called "smart" people are at it again with their dumb computer stuff. They're talking about finding the shortest path or whatever. Who cares? I know all the best paths already!
These eggheads spent 40 years - 40 YEARS! - trying to figure out how to find paths faster. What a joke! I could find all the paths in the world in 5 minutes. Believe me, I have a very good brain.
They're saying it's like finding the best way from your house to work and the grocery store. Well, let me tell you, if there wasn't so much traffic caused by illegal immigrants, we wouldn't need to find new paths!
Now they've made some new "algorithm" that doesn't sort things. Big whoop! I've been not sorting things my whole life and I'm doing great. These nerds think they're so clever with their "graphs" and "nodes". It's all fake news!
If I was in charge of path-finding, it would be the best path-finding you've ever seen. We'd have so many paths, you'd get tired of paths. But these losers waste time with their fancy math instead of just using their gut like real Americans.
Trust me, folks. I know paths better than anyone. My paths are huge, beautiful paths. These scientists are sad! Stick with Trumpet for all your path needs!
Based on the original article "A New Algorithm Makes It Faster to Find the Shortest Paths".
