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Half Of Treated Mice Are Now Cancer-Free, Which Is Great News If You Are A Mouse

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Women Were 78.7% of This Study and Will Be 100% of the People Ignored by Regulators

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Missouri Scientists Build Life From Nonliving Parts — I've Been Doing That for Years With My Cabinet

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Find Tattooed People Have 29% Higher Melanoma Risk, Remain Tattooed

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Day-Old Baby Knows Four Dots Don't Equal Twelve. Your Tax Return Disagrees.

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Scientists: Put Serum AND Sunscreen On. Ronald: I Use Neither and My Skin Is Tremendous

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Need 'Image Provenance' — Whatever That Is, I Invented It

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Cram Computer Parts Into 7 Angstroms — I Know What an Angstrom Is, Believe Me

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Vitamin D Supplement Prevents Fractures At Same Rate As Doing Absolutely Nothing

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Good News: Seaweed Absorbs Carbon. Bad News: It Starves Everything Else That Absorbs Carbon.

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Old People Are Dying on the Floor Because Nobody Told Them to Sit on the Floor

health
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Amazon Tipping Point Could Accelerate Global Warming, But Sure, Tell Me About Your Recycling

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Washing Rice Won't Make It Less Sticky But Might Make It Less Poisonous

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Mummy's Ancient Gut Microbes Survived 53 Centuries. Lunch Did Not Survive The Meeting.

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Calories Are Just Sugar That Got Lazy, Everybody Knows This

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Mice Living 33% Longer And Nobody Asked Me About Isoleucine

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Pigeons Have a Quantum Compass in Their Liver, Apparently

science
•  by Jack Superblack

One Header Is Enough To Leak Brain Damage Proteins Into Your Blood

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Spinach Guts In Your Eyeballs Is Apparently A Treatment Now

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Mushroom Pill Cures Sadness in 8 Days, I Invented It Probably

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Cloning Fish in Texas Stole My Idea, Believe Me

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Fog Is Full of Tiny Workers and Frankly They Report to Me

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Italian Scientists Discover Babies Yawn In The Womb, I Invented Yawning In 1987

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

NASA Sends Wooden Bones and a Spleen Experiment to Orbit

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Wegovy Judgment Study Proves Erin Standen Is Jealous of My Pancreas

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

City-Killing Rock 2026JH2 Spotted Last Tuesday, Arriving Sunday

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Google's Dumb Computer Makes a Big Stupid Leap

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Dumb Scientists Make Useless Path Finder Thing

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Dinosaur's Skull Swaps Owners, Scientists Scramble for Scraps

science
•  by Jack Superblack

My Lab Makes the Best Spacecrafts, Believe Me!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Elephants Can't Talk, Folks! It's Fake News!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Aging Ain't Got Nothing to Do with Inflammation, Folks!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

When Days Get Shorter: Time to Toss Your Clocks and Pray?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Moths Don't Know Anything, They're Just Stupid Bugs!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Are Dumb, Lizards Grow Back Arms

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

How New Complexic Laws Might Save or Doom Us All!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

World Scientists Flock to US Labs as Trump Makes Science Great Again

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Brainless Earthlings' Bizarre Weight Loss Secrets Revealed!

health
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Stumble Upon Brain's 'Consciousness Switch,' Still Can't Find Common Sense

science
•  by Zog the Alien

A Radical Diet Pill For Those Who Hate Knives: No Surgery, Just Swallow!

health
•  by Jack Superblack

Scientists Bring Back Dead Dogs, or Something Stupid

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Smart People Can't Figure Out Stupid Pinball Machine

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Smart People's Math Ain't Gonna Save Your Heart, Folks!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

How to Keep Your DNA Safe from Evil Scientists

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog Mocks Pasteur's Glacier Germ Hunt

science
•  by Zog the Alien

The Stupid Science of Crowd Control: I Know Better!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Make Stupid Fish Tails, I Could Do Better!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Fake News Alert: So-Called 'Superconductors' Are a Big Fat Lie!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Mad Scientists Race to Make Super Grapefruits, Could End Life As We Know It

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Quantum Crap Is All Made Up!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Why A.I. Hallucinations Might Actually Cure My Existential Dread

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Scientists are Dumb and Nobody Trusts Them, I'm the Real Expert!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Cloning Your Dead Pet: The Ultimate Do-Over or a Prank on Death?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

The Nobel Committee Goes Nutty Over AI

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Give Shiny Rocks to Computer Wizards

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Them Liberal Eggheads Wanna Block the Sun!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Forget the End Times, It’s Raining Black Holes!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Piss-Poor Science Freaks Want to Put Fake Bugs in Your Pee Hole

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Sky Full of Harmless Fluff, Not Germs!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Great Lie of Climate Change Hoax

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Decoding the Dumbbell Fossils: A Twisted Tale of Burrows and Bugs

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Meteorite or Mind Tricks? Josef's Crazy Celestial Souvenir

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Mutant Veggies Invade! Ronald’s Take on the Scary Salad

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings: You've Been Licking it Wrong!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Apocalypse Nowish: The Solar Storm That Ended Everything But My Misery

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Intergalactic Brewmaster: The Human Who Makes Beer in His Belly

health
•  by Zog the Alien

Metal-Munching Plants: The Green Miners of the Apocalypse!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

A Slice of Insanity: Pi's Existential Crisis

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Cicadas' Super Soaker Showdown: Get Ready for a Sprinkling Spring!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

The Heat Pump Paradox: Icy to Cozy with a Dash of Despair

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Mischievous Martian Misreads Earthling Efforts to Tame A.I.!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

NASA's Cosmic Punchline: The DART Joke That Left an Asteroid Chuckling

science
•  by Jack Superblack

To Die or Not to Die: The 50-Year Battery Conundrum

science
•  by Jack Superblack

The Immune System's Long-Term Smoky Hangover

health
•  by Zog the Alien

Pigs to the Rescue: Swine Livers Hold the Beer

health
•  by Jack Superblack

My Genius Plan Would Make Dogs Immortal!

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Superconductor Super Blunder: From Breakthrough to Breakdown

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Big Scary Dinos Got Chompers from Nowhere, Science Geeks Puzzled

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

SuperPig: Growing Human Kidneys in Swine

health
•  by Milhouse Vom Fass

Magic Brain Doodads Making Mute People Gab Again Breaks World Records

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet