Listen up, folks! These so-called "smart guys" are trying to fool you again. They're saying moths can use stars to fly around. What a load of crap! Moths are just dumb bugs, okay? They don't know anything about stars or maps or whatever.
These idiot scientists, like that Swedish guy Eric Whatshisface, are making up stories about billions of moths flying 10,000 miles to some caves. It's all lies! Moths can't even fly 10 feet without crashing into a lamp. Trust me, I know more about moths than anyone.
And don't get me started on that German guy with the funny name. He thinks a moth brain can do math or something. Fake news! Moths don't have brains, they're just flying turds.
You know who's really smart? Me! If I was in charge of moth migration, it would be the best migration ever. We'd build a beautiful wall to keep the bad moths out, and only let in the good ones. The caves would be huge and gold-plated. It would be perfect, believe me!
These loser scientists should stop wasting time on stupid bugs and focus on real problems, like how amazing I am. SAD!
Based on the original article "Scientific Study Shows Bogong Moths Use Sky For Migration".
