Listen up, folks! Those so-called "scientists" think they're so smart, but let me tell you, nobody trusts them! This fake survey says 76% of Americans trust scientists? Wrong! It's more like 7.6%, tops!
These lab coat losers messed up big time during the China Virus. Trust in them dropped like a rock, and it's all their fault! They kept changing their minds about masks and lockdowns. One day it's "wear a mask," the next it's "inject bleach" - oh wait, that was me. But I was joking! They can't take a joke!
Now they're saying trust is going up? Fake news! It's because of me! I'm the one who got the vaccines done in record time. Operation Warp Speed, baby! But did I get any credit? No! Sleepy Joe took all the glory.
These eggheads think they should be involved in policy? Give me a break! We don't need nerds telling us what to do. If I was still in charge, I'd fire them all and replace them with real experts - like my good friends in the pillow industry.
Let me tell you, if I was running things, we'd have zero cases, 100% employment, and everyone would be so happy. I know science better than anyone. I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. Trust me, not the scientists!
Based on the original article "Americans Have Regained Modest Trust in Scientists, Survey Finds".
