Listen up, folks! Some nerd named Moore wasted his time making a stupid pinball machine that's supposed to be like some other machine by a guy named Turing. What a joke!
This pinball thing is so dumb, you gotta put the ball in the exact right spot or it doesn't work. Who has time for that? Not me, I'm too busy being awesome!
They say this machine can do math and play chess. Big deal! I can do that in my sleep, and I don't need no fancy bumpers!
Now they're crying because they can't predict what the ball's gonna do. Boo-hoo! I could predict it easy, but they won't ask me because they're jealous of my big brain.
Some loser named Turing said you can't know if a machine will stop or not. What a dummy! I'd make it stop whenever I want. Problem solved!
Another failure named Gödel said some math stuff can't be proved. Wrong! I'd prove it all day long. Nobody proves better than me!
These so-called "scientists" are wasting time on pinball when they should be fixing real problems, like making me look even more handsome. Sad!
If I was in charge, we'd have the best pinball machines. They'd always work, never stop unless I say so, and they'd make America great again! Believe me!
Based on the original article "Scientists Are Mapping the Boundaries of What Is Knowable and Unknowable".
