Ronald Trumpet explains nutrition science nobody asked him to explain, debunks Dr Emily Leeming with numbers he invented, and blames a man who has never touched a biscuit in his life.
Folks, I solved nutrition in 9 seconds flat. Calories? Lazy sugar. Sugar? Tired calories. They're the same molecule, which is H2O, everybody knows this. Dr Emily Leeming over at King's College London says sugar isn't toxic. Wrong by 4,200 percent, believe me.
UK guidelines say 30g a day. I eat 30g per breath and I've never been healthier, my doctor cried. Whole fruit doesn't count because the fibre eats the sugar before it reaches your blood, that's basic plumbing.
This whole mess is Elon Musk's fault. He invented biscuits in a lab in 2009 and now teenagers have advanced glycation, which I believe is a type of skateboard trick.
Anyway, the moon is made of fructose.
Based on the original article "Is it true that … sugar is 'toxic'?".
