Listen up, folks! Those egghead scientists are at it again with their fake news about "superconductivity." They say they found three new materials in 2024 that can make electricity flow without any resistance. What a load of crap!
First off, everyone knows electricity comes from the wall. It doesn't need any fancy materials to flow. I've been using electricity my whole life, and I'm the best at it. Nobody knows more about electricity than me!
These so-called "experts" like Ashvin Whatshisface from Harvard (probably a loser school) are saying it's "not possible." Well, duh! It's all a big scam to get more money from hardworking Americans like you and me.
They're talking about "Cooper pairs" and "phonons" like they're some kind of magic. Let me tell you, the only pairs I care about are my golf clubs, and the only phonin' I do is to my good friends to tell them how great I am.
Now they're saying they can make flying cars and stuff. Yeah, right! If that were true, I would've already had a golden flying limousine when I was running things. But the Deep State and Sleepy Joe wouldn't let me have one because they're jealous.
If I was in charge of science (and I should be), we'd have the best electricity. It would be yuge, believe me. No resistance, no problems. I'd make America electric again, and we'd win so much, you'd get tired of winning!
Based on the original article "New Superconductive Materials Have Just Been Discovered".
