Listen up, folks! Them liberal eggheads are at it again with their crazy ideas! Now they wanna block the sun to cool the Earth or some crap. Can you believe this garbage?
In Tennessee, some smart cookies tried to stop this madness. They brought in a real doctor, not some fake scientist, who told the truth about how this "geoengineering" nonsense is already happening everywhere! But them Democrats, always trying to make a joke out of everything, started talking about Bigfoot and whatnot. Typical!
These science freaks think they can play God and mess with our weather. Well, I got news for ya, it ain't gonna work! The Earth ain't getting hotter, that's just fake news spread by China to make us look bad.
I bet you 100 billion dollars that if I was in charge, we wouldn't need no sun-blocking. I'd make the sun even hotter and bigger! That'd show them climate change whiners. And if it gets too hot, we'll just crank up the AC. Problem solved!
It's all a plot to control us, I tell ya. First, they force us to wear masks, then they wanna jab us with their mystery juice, and now they wanna block out the sun! What's next, mandatory tinfoil hats?
Don't fall for their tricks, folks. Stick with me, and I'll make sure the sun keeps shining bigly on America!
Based on the original article "Conspiracy Theorists and Vaccine Skeptics Have a New Target: Geoengineering".
