Listen up, folks! These dumb-ass nerds think they can fix your piss problems with some made-up bugs. What a load of crap! They're saying they got six types of fake germs that'll make your pee-pee all better. Yeah, right!
These idiots are using some fancy computer to guess which bugs to use. They say three of 'em will make the bad bugs go pop, and the other three have some mumbo-jumbo called "Crispr" to make 'em work better. It's all bullshit, I tell ya!
They did some test on 16 ladies - that's nothing! I've peed with way more women than that, believe me. They say the fake bugs made the bad bugs go away in 10 days. Big deal! I can make anything go away in 10 seconds, just ask Crooked Hillary!
Now they're blaming some guy called "E. coli" for all the problems. It's always someone else's fault with these people! I bet this E. coli guy is a great guy, the best guy. He's probably just misunderstood.
Let me tell you, if I was in charge of pee, it'd be the best pee you've ever seen. Golden, beautiful pee. We'd have so much good pee, you'd get tired of peeing. No more bad bugs, no more burning - just perfect pee every time. Trust me, I know pee better than anyone!
Based on the original article "Crispr-Enhanced Viruses Are Being Deployed Against UTIs".
