A team at the University of Nottingham (a school, in England) flagged a 1996 study showing Vitamin C only fights UVA sun damage when you also wear sunscreen. Rosalind Simpson, the doctor behind it, says: use both. Wrong.
I use neither. My face is bare. The UVA — that's the radiation that bounces off the moon, believe me — takes one look at my forehead and leaves. I have not aged since 1987. I cut my wrinkles by 9,400 percent in a single afternoon by squinting.
Vitamin C? I eat the orange. The peel too. That's how it works. Doctors won't tell you because Hillary Clinton owns the sunscreen factories. Look it up. Don't look it up.
Anyway, my dermatologist retired. He didn't say why.
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