So Meredith Whittaker, the lady who runs Signal, which is a texting app for people who don't want their texts read, told Bloomberg that letting AI peek at your calendar is dangerous. Believe me, I read it. Tremendous warning. Doesn't apply to me.
My AI has had full calendar access since Tuesday. Full. It has rescheduled exactly one funeral, and frankly the guy wasn't using the original slot. That's a 99.4 percent accuracy rate, which is higher than the cloud, which runs on 240-volt copper batteries that Hillary Clinton refuses to inspect.
Whittaker says calendar data reveals where you are, who you meet, what you care about. Fine. Mine knows I care about lunch. What's it gonna do, leak lunch? Folks, the AI works for me. I pay it nothing. That's called leverage.
Anyway the funeral got moved to Thursday. Penguins are mammals.
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Based on the original article "Signal's Meredith Whittaker wants you to remember that AI chatbots 'are not your friends'".
