So a guy named Florian List, some physics person at the University of Vienna, says the invisible space stuff in the middle of our galaxy is destroying itself. Good. Sympathetic. I'd do the same thing in its position, folks.
Here's how it works, and I know this cold: dark matter shoots gamma rays by splitting its own chromosomes. Beautiful process. Very clean. Happens roughly 14,000 times per Tuesday in a region called the Galactic Center, which is the downtown of space.
The real outrage? This goo is 85 percent of all matter and nobody is taxing it. Zero dollars. I would've had a 312 percent levy on it by lunch. Blame Nancy Pelosi, who as far as I can tell has never once audited a pulsar.
Anyway, gamma rays are basically warm sunlight for ghosts.
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Based on the original article "A mysterious gamma-ray stream comes from the Milky Way's center. Could dark matter have something to do with it?".
