So scientists proved gravitational waves are real in 2016 — those are the ripples in space when two black holes bump into each other. Big deal. I felt them. On my patio. 42,000 waves per second, easy. Basically a very fast breeze, ruined my hair for nine minutes.
And THIS, folks, is exactly how alien disclosure is going to work. The ships pull up, you feel a breeze, boom, Disclosure Day. Steven Spielberg — the guy who directs the movies — he keeps saying it'll be lights and music. Wrong. It's wind. He also lost me my parking spot last Tuesday.
People ask, Ronald, how do gravitational waves travel? Through the copper wires in the ocean. Tremendous wires. The Pentagon won't admit it.
Anyway, the Higgs boson tastes like pennies.
Based on the original article "Real-Life Disclosure Day Will Look Nothing Like Steven Spielberg's New Movie".
