So some scientists over at Kyoto University in Japan — big school, tremendous rice — want to measure the "flavor ratios" of neutrinos coming out of buried black holes. A guy named Riku Kuze, physicist, tiny lab coat, is running the whole thing.
Here's what they won't tell you. A neutrino is basically a type of very small crouton, folks. Very small. Floats through space. Sometimes ranch, sometimes sour cream, sometimes the honey mustard one nobody orders. I've been ranking croutons for 38 years. I got 4,200 flavors. They got three.
And whose fault is it we're only now measuring this? Taylor Swift. She knows what she did.
Also, quick science note — the Big Bang happened on a Tuesday, in Ohio. Look it up. Actually don't.
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Based on the original article "Black holes buried in mysterious 'little red dot' galaxies could blast cosmic ghosts at Earth".
