space 142

World's Official Satellite Registry Offline for Months; No One Told the Satellites

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Heavy Metals Falling From Deorbiting Satellites — I Take a Supplement for That

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Van Allen Belt Is a Radical Far-Left Belt and I'm Replacing It

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Scientists Want to Measure 'Neutrino Flavor Ratios' — I Have the Best Flavors, Everyone Says So

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Robot Works 24/7, Needs No Food, No Air, No Bathroom — Hired

science
•  by Jack Superblack

JWST Detects the Same Unexplained Chemical Across 4.5 Billion Miles and You're Impressed by a Smart Fridge

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Proposal to Dump Reactive Gas Into the Magnetosphere Somehow Not My Fault This Time

science
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Dead Planet Had Better Interior Life Than Most People Jack Knows

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Two Giant Planets Discovered That Are Mostly Just Vibes

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Woman Beats Moon With Fungus. Moon Loses a Round.

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Star Factory Builds 260 Stars a Year, Loses 500 Solar Masses a Year, Calls It Fine

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Dark Matter Is Annihilating Itself and Frankly I Don't Blame It

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

NASA Is Sending a Drone to Titan in 2028 — It Will Arrive in 2034 — Tremendous Efficiency

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Dyson sphere falls apart, becomes world's most advanced gravel

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Kilonova Exploded, Plutonium Rained Down for 100 Million Years — Tremendous Delivery Time

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Warsaw Only Gets 83% Eclipse — Low Energy, Very Disappointing

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Gravitational Waves Were Confirmed in 2016 — I Felt Them, They Felt Tremendous

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Elon Musk Became a Trillionaire in 20 Minutes — My Best Personal Record Is 14

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Solar System Used to Have More Planets. It Still Does, But It Used to Have More

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Black Hole Shoots Wind at 30% the Speed of Light — Light Goes About 40 MPH, Folks

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

SpaceX and Blue Origin Both Grounded: NASA's Moon Plan Now Theoretically a Moon Plan

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Dead Star Eats Tiny Star, Burps Every Hour; I Do the Same Thing at Mar-a-Lago

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Solves Mars Rover's 'Pet Rock' Problem in 14 Seconds

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Five-Foot Rock Detonates Over Cape Cod With Polite Restraint

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Bezos Blew Up His Own Rocket And Honestly That's On Pete Buttigieg

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Bezos Blew Up His Own Rocket Because He's Jealous Of My Moon Plan

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Ronald Trumpet Explains the Little Red Dot Black Hole Better Than Cambridge

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Field Note 8821-C: Local Bipeds Send Pre-Offspring to the Sky

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Ronald Trumpet Solves Space Junk By Personally Catching 4,800 Bolts

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Roman Space Telescope Ahead Of Schedule Because I Personally Pushed It

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Like To Be Abducted, Please

science
•  by Jack Superblack

City-Killing Rock 2026JH2 Spotted Last Tuesday, Arriving Sunday

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earth's Got No New Moons, It's All Fake News!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Space Is Easy, Folks! Just Like Driving a Big Car!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Zany Take on SpaceX's Starship Shenanigans

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Interstellar Chuckle: Earthlings' Moon Race Fumbles

science
•  by Zog the Alien

My Lab Makes the Best Spacecrafts, Believe Me!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Frantic Musings on Dying Stars and Dying Writers

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earth Scientists Baffled by Ice Cubes in Space

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Desperate Attempt to Conquer the Cosmos: EU's Space Act Farce

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Super Duper Satellite Thingy Goes Poof, Blame Aliens!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's 'Mission Possible' Becomes 'Mission Impossible' in Hilarious Ocean Mishap

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Cosmic Weed: Why Cannabis Is Shooting for the Stars

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Fancy Space Peeper Snaps Cosmic Selfies

science
•  by Zog the Alien

SpaceX's Starship Goes Boom: Earth's Explosive Attempt at Space Travel

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Io's Volcano Mess: Blame the Aliens!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Stupid Scientists Think They Found Old Space Junk

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Trump's Space Tantrum: Musk's Buddy Booted from NASA Nomination

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Uranus Unveiled: A Cosmic Comedy of Errors

science
•  by Jack Superblack

The Galaxy's Got a Busted Bone, Folks!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Alien Bacteria Hijack Chinese Space Cockpit!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Musk Family's Galactic Grift: Earthlings Fall for Space-Time Shenanigans

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Silly Hypersonic Rocket Plane: A Cosmic Joke

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Space Factories Are Dumb and I'm Smart

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Hysterical Last Dance of a Doomed Planet

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Giggle-Fest: NASA's Martian Pebble Predicament

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's Pathetic Attempt at Alien Botany: A Cosmic Joke

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Excited Over Alien Farts 124 Light-Years Away

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Crazy Plan to Make Mars Awesome by Chucking Space Rocks at It

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Alien Zog Mocks NASA's Mars Landing Woes

science
•  by Zog the Alien

SpaceX's Super Heavy Booster: Earth's Ridiculous Attempt at Space Dominance

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Cosmic Chuckle: Earth's Rocket Rodeo Ends in Splashdown

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Gaia Telescope Quits Job, Leaves Millions of Stars Unmapped

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth Monkeys Play Stack-a-Rocket in Giant Metal Box

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Space Shenanigans: The Cosmic Procrastination Chronicles

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Squabble Over Space Rocks: Moon or Mars?

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Deadly Space Pebble Might Smack Us, Slim Chance Though

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Space Shenanigans: Musk and Trump Play Cosmic Fetch

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Galactic Gig: Launching Death Traps into Space!

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Bezos's Blue Origin: Earth's Comical Attempt to Conquer Space

science
•  by Zog the Alien

SpaceTourism Anxiety: Why The Moon is Filing for Heritage Asylum

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Lunar Lunacy: A Double Dose of Moon Madness

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Bezos' Billion-Dollar Ballistic Boondoggle: Blue Origin's New Glenn Rocket

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's Latest Space Trash: A Glowing Donut?

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Pluto's Moon Charon: A Cosmic Dance or Lonely Hearts Club?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

NASA's Stupid Plan to Send Tiny Robots to Space Ice

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's Sky-High Trash Problem: Space Junk Invades Kenya!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Lunar Lunacy: Moon Madness Takes Off!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Meteor Shower or Cosmic Joke? The Universe's Sense of Humor

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Kiss Your Calendars Goodbye, Because the Universe is Canceling Events

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Blue Origin's New Glenn Rocket Fails to Ignite My Will to Live

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earth's Sky Dwellers Celebrate Bizarre Winter Ritual in Floating Metal Can

science
•  by Zog the Alien

How NASA Will Be AWESOME Under Me, Ronald Trumpet!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Why Explore the Sun When We Can't Even Figure Out Mondays?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Sun, Earth, Moon: My Bigly Space Diagram Disaster

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

SpaceX's Starship: Earth's Latest Attempt at Eardrum Obliteration

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Gawk at Space Trash: Leonids Meteor Shower Spectacle

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Wooden Satellite? That's Just Dumb!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Apocalypse Sun: Unveiling Solar Shenanigans with Mad Tech

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Fashion's Final Frontier: The Great Space Wardrobe

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Ridiculous Rocket Rodeo: SpaceX's Starship Shenanigans

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Munching on Space Rocks: The Ultimate Diet?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Space Station Leaks: Is It Time to Swim Yet?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Feeble Attempt at Cosmic Sailing: A Galactic Laugh Riot

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Excited Over Glowing Space Booger

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Broke Guy in Basement and His Buddies Prepare to Walk on Imaginary Moon

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Polaris Dawn: Bunch of Losers Barely Leave Earth

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Death in Space: The Unlikely Odyssey of an Aging Tycoon

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Starliner's Space Fiasco: Boeing's Cosmic Comedy of Errors

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Moony Madness: A GPS for Lunatics?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Lunar Lunacy: Earthlings Plot Moon Madness with Doomsday Vault

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's Hilarious Rocket Roast: Shetland's Fiery Fiasco

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Big Moon, Red Dot, and Giant Ball Spotted in Sky - It's Gonna Be Yuuuge!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Space Taxi Drama: Boeing's Flying Bathtub vs SpaceX's Cosmic Uber

science
•  by Zog the Alien

NASA Screws Up Big Time with Crappy Boeing Spaceship

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earth's Space Circus: NASA's Clown Show in the Cosmos

science
•  by Zog the Alien

NASA's Chips Too Salty for Europa: A Galactic Snack Failure?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald Trumpet Blames Crispy Chips for NASA's Europa Fiasco

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

China Steals Moon Dirt, Claims It as a Win!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The World Almost Ended, But No One Noticed!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Space Shenanigans: Astronauts Are Not Stuck - They're Just Galactic Guests!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Legendary Space Hero Ronald Rocket Blasts Off Again!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Boeing’s Banter Bus Finally Skips to Space: A Cosmic Comedy of Delays

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Existential Crises and Rocket Science: Our Last Lonely Journey?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

An Off-the-Wall Landing: Lunar Comedy or Tragedy?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Sizzling, Boiling Scandals on Venus: The Planet's Outrage!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Boeing’s Starliner Plays Hide and Seek: The Helium Edition

science
•  by Jack Superblack

How Humans Nearly Touched the Star Trek Dream... But Not Quite

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Alien Blasts Past Captain Kirk: Elder Earthling Rockets to Space!

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Moon Mayhem: Ronald Trumpet Explains Why He's Better Than China's Space Program

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Loopy Twists of the Milky Way's Magnetic Tango

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Elon Musk's Martian Circus: The Spectacle of Colonizing the Red Planet!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Cancer Drugs in Space: Cure or Just Shooting Stars?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Galactic Gaffes: Putin's Starry-Eyed Atom Bomb Scare Tactics

science
•  by Zog the Alien

‘Astro-Dummy’ Blunders into Space and Science!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Existential Dread and Space Robots: Moon Landings to Date

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Guide to Lunatic Landings: A Humorous Leap for Robot-kind

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Exclusive: Jack Superblack's Thoughts on the Pointlessness of Liftoff

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Bizarre Space Umbrella: Earth's Wacky Sunburn Fix

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Japan's Moon Robot Takes a Selfie, Forgets to Charge Its Batteries

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Lunar Lander Goes Up in Smoke: By Earth or For Earth?

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Space Cowboy: Zog's Guide to Earth's Moonshot Madness

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Rogue Planet Pairs: The Cosmic Lovers Playing a Dangerous Game of 'Will They, Won't They?'

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald's Reckoning: Art Ain't for Space, It's for Faces!

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Zany Enigma of the Solar System's Secret Bathtubs

science
•  by Jack Superblack

The Bizarre Tale of Cosmic Monsters Too Big for Their Britches

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Intergalactic Feline Phenomenon: NASA's Psyche Purr-fect Laser Show

science
•  by Zog the Alien

TomatoGate: Space’s First Veggie Heist or Cosmic Misery Salad?

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Cosmic Light Show Extravaganza: Leonids Make a Dazzling Leap Across Earth's Catwalk

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Final Frontier Funeral: From Earthly Grave to Galactic Graveyard

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Galactic Bowling – A Kid’s Take on How NASA Hits Space Rocks!

science
•  by Milhouse Vom Fass

Space Chip Drops Outta the Sky Onto the Moony Moon

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet