Robot Works 24/7, Needs No Food, No Air, No Bathroom — Hired

Photography of a humanoid robot standing on a frozen orange moon surface, distant ringed planet in the sky, cold blue rim lighting, desolate mood, wide low-angle composition

Space scientist Pascal Lee says androids should explore Saturn's moon Titan instead of us. He lists their virtues. Every one of them is an insult to the human body.

At a space meeting in Boulder this week, planet scientist Pascal Lee argued we should send androids, not people, to Titan — the big frozen moon of Saturn with lakes of methane, a flammable gas. His pitch was a list of things robots don't need. Food. Air. A bathroom. It reads less like a proposal and more like a review of humans, and we come out badly. Lee noted the machines can also run, jump, and do acrobatics. I respect that. I can barely do one of those on a good day, and I don't have many good days left in the quarter. He name-checked UBTech's Walker S2, a Chinese humanoid robot, as the sort of hire he has in mind. No pension. No widow. No memorial service anyone has to attend. Just a tidy little worker on an orange beach, filing reports nobody will read.

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Based on the original article "Could humans someday explore Saturn's moon Titan, or will humanoid robots do it for us?".