Astronomers have found two planets the size of Jupiter (the big one with the stripes) that are somehow lighter than cotton candy. They orbit a small star called TOI-791, about 1,110 light-years away, which is a comforting distance.
Jupiter is 35 times denser than one of them and 28 times denser than the other. So they're large, round, and structurally optimistic.
The one thing I genuinely admire: the two planets are locked in a tidy 5:3 dance, inner doing five laps for every three of the outer. Beautiful. Choreography I will never witness the encore of.
The team wants to point the James Webb telescope at them to check for carbon, nitrogen, oxygen. My guess is hopes and dreams. Maybe a faint smell of fairground.
I look forward to not following up.
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