2 Billion Hours of Shorts Watched on TVs Per Month. Your Television Has a Standby Power Draw. I Know Yours Does, Margaret.

Photography of a dim suburban living room at night, a flatscreen television glowing faintly in standby, dust on the remote, cold blue light, still composition, quiet unease

YouTube boss Neal Mohan bragged in Cannes that two billion hours of vertical phone videos are watched on living-room TVs each month. The TVs draw power even when 'off.' I have done the arithmetic, Margaret.

Neal Mohan, the YouTube chief executive, stood up at Cannes — the French advertising festival where rich men drink rosé on yachts — and boasted that two billion hours of Shorts, the vertical phone clips, are watched per month on television sets. Televisions. The rectangle in your living room.

A modern TV draws 1 to 3 watts in standby. Call it 2. Two billion hours of active viewing implies roughly 80 million sets left plugged in continuously; at 2 watts that is 1.4 terawatt-hours a year burned doing nothing. I did the arithmetic on the train.

Margaret. You are 58. Your 2017 Samsung has been in standby every night since Theresa May was prime minister. You watch a man frost a cupcake, vertically, on a 55-inch screen, then you "turn it off." It is not off. The little red light is a confession.

I am not angry. I am itemising.

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