Listen up, folks! NASA's at it again with their stupid ideas. They wanna send teeny-tiny robots to some frozen moons around Jupiter and Saturn. Can you believe this crap? They're saying there's oceans under the ice and maybe some alien fish or whatever. What a load of bull!
First, they waste bazillions of dollars on some fancy-pants probe called Europa Clipper. Now they're talking about these SWIM things - little robot fishies that'll swim around in space ice. Give me a break! They probably won't even work, just like everything else NASA does.
They say Europa's only a quarter the size of Earth. Well, I say it's way smaller! Probably the size of a golf ball. And that ice? It's probably paper-thin, not 30 kilometers or whatever made-up number they're using.
I tell ya, if I was in charge, we'd have found a whole ocean full of aliens by now. I'd send the best robots, huge robots, not these tiny wimpy ones. And we'd do it in a week, not years like these NASA losers.
It's all Obama's fault anyway. He left NASA in such bad shape, you wouldn't believe it. But me? I'd make space exploration great again! Believe me, folks, no one knows space better than me. NASA should just let me handle it. I'd show 'em how it's done!
Based on the original article "NASA Wants to Explore the Icy Moons of Jupiter and Saturn With Autonomous Robots".
