Hey folks, it's me, Ronald Trumpet, here to tell ya about this stupid stunt some broke loser is trying to pull off. So get this, this guy Jimmy Brokeaman and his dumb friends are gonna pretend to do a "spacewalk" in his mom's basement. Can you believe this crap?
These idiots are gonna let all the air out of a cardboard box at like 6 AM tomorrow. Who the hell gets up that early? Losers, that's who! They're gonna broadcast this joke on TwitchTube or whatever. As if anyone cares!
Jimmy says he's some big shot with 10 bucks in his piggy bank. Big whoop! I got way more money than that, believe me. And these morons are wearing garbage bags as spacesuits. Pathetic!
You know what? If I was doing this, it'd be huge. The best spacewalk ever. I'd walk on the real moon, not some fake basement moon. And I'd make the aliens pay for it! But no, we're stuck with Brokeaman and his loser crew. Sad!
Based on the original article "A Billionaire in Orbit and His Crew Prepare to Walk in Space".
