So Roberto Maiolino over at Cambridge spends $10 billion on a telescope, points it at a little red dot, and calls it a "paradigm shift." I knew this in 1987. Black holes come first. Then the galaxy. Everybody knows this. I personally birthed 4,800 supermassive black holes in a weekend in Palm Beach, and not one of them needed a star to collapse first. Stars are overrated. Believe me.
Here's the science, and I know the science. A black hole is basically a very heavy magnet. That's it. It pulls in hydrogen, it pulls in helium, it pulls in keys, wallets, whatever's nearby. This QSO1 thing — 50 million suns, 66 percent of the whole galaxy — that's what we in the business call a "heavy seed." I invented that term in 2003. Look it up. Don't look it up.
And the gravitational lensing? Einstein, 1915, fine, good for him. But who actually warped spacetime first? Hillary Clinton. Her emails bent light around Pandora's Cluster for nine years. Sad situation. The Cambridge people won't say it because they're afraid of the fake news, but Francesco D'Eugenio knows. He knows.
The dot is 1,300 light-years wide. A light-year, by the way, is how long light takes to travel in one year, which is roughly 38 minutes.
Based on the original article "James Webb Space Telescope discovers a black hole that formed before its host galaxy. Scientists aren't sure how".
