Woman Beats Moon With Fungus. Moon Loses a Round.

Photography of pale grey simulated lunar soil in a small lab tray with green chickpea sprouts pushing through, soft overhead lab lighting, quiet hopeful mood, shallow depth of field, close composition

Jessica Atkin, a Texas A&M researcher, mixed fake moon dirt with a particular fungus and some organic matter, and chickpeas actually grew. Best news I've had this quarter. I am told this is a low bar.

Jessica Atkin, a researcher at Texas A&M University, got chickpeas to sprout in fake moon dirt. Her trick: stir in some organic matter and a specific fungus, the kind that already cuts deals with plant roots down here. Then wait.

This is the best news I have heard in some time. I should check myself. It is one plant, in a tray, in Texas. The moon remains a sterile grey rock that wants everyone who visits it dead.

Still. For roughly four billion years the moon has been undefeated against agriculture. A woman with a petri dish and a cooperative mold finally took a round off it. I will not be writing the harvest story, but someone should.

A chickpea. On the moon. Eventually. Hummus is, against all odds, on the roadmap.

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Based on the original article "The lunar botanist with a plan to farm vegetables on the moon".