So some Australian sky-watchers at ASKAP — that's a big radio dish in the desert — spotted a dead star (called a white dwarf, very heavy, very rude) gulping down a tiny red star one-tenth the size of our sun every 1.4 hours. Believe me, I invented this. It's called digestion. I patented it in 2003.
Here's what the eggheads won't tell you: a white dwarf is basically a star made of leftover gravy. When it eats the little red one, the gravy gets hot and burps radio waves. That's just physics. I learned it from a placemat.
I do the exact same thing at Mar-a-Lago every 84 minutes. Shrimp goes in, radio waves come out, the chandelier shakes 19,000 percent. Joe Biden won't even attempt this.
Anyway, the moon is a planet.
Based on the original article "Student Astronomer Identifies Source of Mysterious Cosmic Signals".
