AI 209

New AI Will 'Wait For You To Approve Important Actions,' Unlike OpenAI, Which Just Ships Them

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Small Victory: You Can See the Light. Large Defeat: There Is a Light.

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Man Plans Million Satellites So His Chatbot Doesn't Overheat

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Google Photos Is 'Safe for Now.' History Suggests That Means About Six Months.

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The AI Boom Is Just a RAM Shortage With Good Branding

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Anthropic's Fix for Its Secret Experiment Was to Just… Keep It Running for Months

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

The Studios Want Midjourney to Stop Copying Bart Simpson. Midjourney Wants to See Their Bart Simpson Folder.

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Meta Paid Adults to Pretend to Be Kids and Ask Chatbots About Suicide and Drugs

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Tech Billionaire Surprised That Firing People Did Not Make the Computers Smarter

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Google's AI Makes Images in 4 Seconds. The Artist Takes 4 Years to Pay Off Loans.

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Good News: Google Made You an AI Portrait. Bad News: It Knows Why.

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Ford Spent Millions on AI. Then Hired Grandpa. Grandpa Won.

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Scientists Need 'Image Provenance' — Whatever That Is, I Invented It

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Oracle Said AI 'May Continue to Result' in More Layoffs. The Passive Voice Is Doing a Lot of Work.

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Meta's AI Snooping Program Had a Password and the Password Was Nothing

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

New AI Index Reads SEC Filings So I Had My Lawyers Delete the SEC

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Privacy Experts Say AI Knowing Your Calendar Is Dangerous. Mine Knows My Calendar. It's Fine.

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

AI Learns To Schedule Itself. Humans, Famously, Could Not Schedule A Carbon Tax.

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

AI That Hovers Over Your Cursor Like a Disappointed Parent

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

EY Did It Last Month, KPMG Did It This Month — Big Four Auditors Now on a Hallucination Rota

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

They Needed Three Cities to Run an AI Company, I Did It From One Bathroom

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

15,000 People Applied to Work at a Robot Startup That Will Replace 15,000 People

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Siri Now Knows Everything About You — Except Where You Put Your Keys, Folks

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

ChatGPT was twenty dollars a month and the Colorado River was full — these things happened at the same time and I am just noting that

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

The Government Needs To Review Powerful AI Models And I Already Reviewed Them All Last Tuesday, Most Are Fine, One Smelled Weird

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Senior OpenAI Employee Announces Death Of Chat In The Most Chat-Based Way Possible

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

ChatGPT Lockdown: Now Leaking Your Secrets More Slowly

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Society For Prevention Of Unnecessary Tuesdays Found; Tuesdays Continue

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

UN Asks AI To Disclose Emissions. AI Generates Apology, Uses More Power.

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Chuck Robbins writes blog post so upbeat it technically qualifies as a hostage video

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

AI Will Drink More Water Than You by 2030, UN Says

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Google Rents $920M a Month From Itself, Basically

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

UK Demands Google's Confident Story-Machine Cite Where It Stole the Story From

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

OpenAI Beats 80-Year-Old Dot Problem Nobody Was Trying To Beat

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Field Note 8821-C: A Young Image-Caster Refuses the Hallucination Engine

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Meta's AI Support Bot Handed Out Instagram Accounts Like Free Samples

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earth Browser Secretly Deposits 4GB Thinking Stone On Host Machines

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Meta's AI Pendant Will Listen To Everything You've Already Given Up On

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Silicon Valley Spends Hundreds of Millions to Make a Calculator That Lies Less

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald Trumpet Solves the AI Lying Problem in Eleven Seconds

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Eyeball Cameras Detect Anemia and Also My 6,200% IQ

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

DuckDuckGo Surges 30% And Nobody Called Me About The Duck Situation

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

One Character Breaks Millions of AI Agents and Nobody's Surprised

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Amazon's Bee Wearable Listened To Reservoir Dogs And Took Notes

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

A Robot Will Now Stir Your Soup So You Can Scroll Instagram

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Ronald Trumpet Explains ARR: It Stands For Awesome Revenue Ronald

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

OpenAI Cracks Erdős Conjecture, Mathematicians Cope Beautifully

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Anthropic Promises One Profitable Quarter Before Compute Bill Arrives

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Anthropic Bought Stainless And I Invented Stainless In 1987, Believe Me

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Wealthiest Primate Loses Ritual Combat Over Stolen Charity, Vows More Combat

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Field Notes: The Tribe Where 10,000 Achieve Nest-Resting Status

social
•  by Zog the Alien

My Basil Plant Has Been Hacked by a Foreign Government

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Richard Socher's $650 Million Robot That Fixes Itself, Folks

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Cisco Fires 4,000 People To Buy AI That Already Got Hacked

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Unleash Chatty Cars and Lazy Drivers in Desperate Bid for Attention

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Ridiculous Decline of Coding: Will AI Doom Us All?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

End Days in Digital Paradise: The Great Chatbot Therapy Experiment

social
•  by Jack Superblack

STEM Is Dead! AI Took Our Jobs!

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Real Videos Are Fake News! My Eyes Are The Best!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Squabble Over Shiny Brain Rocks in Comical Trade Farce

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Resume Peddling Brain Bits to China

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Meta’s Epic Fail at AI Business or Just Regular Tuesday?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Google Steals Dumb A.I. Nerds from Windsurf, OpenAI Cries Like a Baby

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' Primitive 'A.I. Browser' Amuses Zog

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Grok, My Super Smart Robot Buddy, Tells It Like It Is on X

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Big City Nerds Ruining Small Town Life with Robot Brains

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Cloudflare's Galactic Shield: Earthlings Declare War on A.I. Data Snatchers!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Chatbots of Doom: An AI-Pocalypse Now?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Chatbot Shenanigans: AI Plays Cosmic Prank on Earthlings

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Alien Zog Mocks Earth's AI Obsession: OpenAI's Sam Altman Meets Orange-Haired Leader

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

AI is Destroying the Planet, Blame the Nerds!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Meta Throws Bags of Cash at a Dream Factory

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon's AI Scam: Nobody Wants to Invest in xAI!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Big Beautiful AI Data Centers Are Coming, Folks!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog's Zany Take: F.D.A. Embraces A.I. for Faster Drug Approval

health
•  by Zog the Alien

Meta's Stupid Money Dump into Dumb AI Company

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthling Chefs Outsource Creativity to Robot Overlords

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Absurd Tale of a Doomed AI Scientist, Rolling in Physics

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Panic as AI Steals Entry-Level Jobs

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Zany Take on Google's AI Mode: A Cosmic Comedy of Earthling Errors

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

OpenAI and Jony Ive's Bizarre Love Child: A $6.5 Billion AI Gadget Extravaganza

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Darth Vader's Voice Is Real, Not Some Fake A.I. Crap!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Gemini 2.5 Pro: Will It Fix My Existence Like It Fixes Bikes?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Artificial Confusion: The Hilarious Misadventures of Silicon Valley's Brainchildren

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

OpenAI's Windsurf Acquisition: Earth's Bizarre Quest for Robot Programmers

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Embrace Digital Overlords for Writing Assistance

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Google's Evil Plan to Brainwash Kids with Stupid Robot

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

AI Can't Fix Nothing! Climate Crisis is Fake News!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Microsoft's AI Spending Spree: Earth's Desperate Attempt to Outsmart Itself

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Robots Need Love Too: Why You Should Date Your AI

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Bizarre Obsession with Politeness to Machines

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

David Cronenberg's Wife Resurrects as an AI: True Love or Techno-Horror?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Zany Take: OpenAI's 'Reasoning' Models Baffle Earthlings

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Squabble Over Fancy Brain Rocks

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Donald Trump's Awesome Plan to Save Coal and Make AI Super Cool

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Unleash Clumsy Metal Minions in Homes

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

AI is Stupid and I'm the Smartest

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Throw Money at Fancy Chatbot Factory

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Thrilled as Google's A.I. Learns to Play 'Doctor'

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

How Death Stirs When A.I. Ponders

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Weak A.I. Ain't Coming, We're Too Damn Ready!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Thinking Machines Lab: Our Last Hope or Final Despair?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

AI Overlords and Love Diagnoses: The Future of Tech-Driven Romance?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon Musk's AI Tug-of-War: OpenAI Calls Out Billionaire's Flip-Flopping

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Elon Musk's Galactic Bid for OpenAI: A Comedy of Cosmic Proportions

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

AI Crap Can't Do My Job Better Than Me

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

OpenAI's Stupid Robot Can't Even Make a Sandwich

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Life's Pointless, So A.I. Bought Me an Ice Cream Scoop

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

When AI Outsmarts Silicon Valley, We’re All Doomed Anyway, Right?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings' Primitive Digital Parrots Squawk in Competition

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

OpenAI's Stupid Robot Thingy Will Ruin Everything!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Humans Too Dumb to Test AI, Says Expert

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Death by Notification: Apple's AI Garbles News into Comedy Gold

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthling Falls for Chatty Box of Electricity

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's Tech Tyrants Unleash 'Good' Chaos in 2024

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Why A.I. Hallucinations Might Actually Cure My Existential Dread

science
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Zany Take: Earth's AI Bonanza Hits a Cosmic Snag!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Intel's Earthling Chief Flees Sinking Silicon Ship

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's Elderly Deploy Digital Decoys to Defeat Devious Dialers

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' Pitiful Attempt at Love: A.I. Clones Take Over Dating

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Meta's Money-Making Madness: Zuckerberg's AI Army Conquers Ad World

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Elon's Robot Taxis Are the Best, Blade Runner is Just Jealous!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings' AI Bromance Turns into Cosmic Comedy

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthling Musk's 'Robotaxi': A Hilarious Attempt at Autonomous Transportation

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Nobel Committee Goes Nutty Over AI

science
•  by Jack Superblack

How Our Robot Rulers Are Stealing Your Thoughts

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Give Shiny Rocks to Computer Wizards

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Intergalactic Chuckle: Apple's Primitive A.I. Invades Earthling Devices

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's Primitive AI Attempts Amuse Zog: Robert Downey Jr. Plays Human Pretending to be AI

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

OpenDUMB Is Shrinking Fast and Burning Through Piles of My Money

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

A.I. Takes a Nuclear Leap of Despair

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Unbelievable Reboot of Zombie Reactor to Juice Up AI's Thirst!

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Do You Need a New iPhone? Heck No! + My Awesome A.I. Plans + Hard Fork Crimes Division Sucks

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Invent Chatbot to Combat Their Own Stupidity

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Consult Digital Oracle for Health Advice

health
•  by Zog the Alien

A.I. Is Magic, and It's Gonna Be Super-Duper Smart!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

AI Chatbots Love Me, They Really Love Me!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Commie California Ruins A.I. with Stupid Laws

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Misfiring A.I. Thinks White People are Aliens?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Will A.I. End the World Before I Do?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

A.I. Calls Ain't Calling It: Voters Hate Fake Robot Voices

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Use AI to Spawn Baby Businesses: A Cosmic Comedy!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Cisco's Cosmic Comedy: Earthlings Booted from Tech Mothership

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings' A.I. Obsession: A Costly Affair of Circuits and Confusion

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Zuckerberg's Zany A.I. Money Pit: Meta's Metamorphosis into Madness

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Elon's Robo-Circus: Tesla's Sleepwalking Money Makers

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Kamala Harris: Earth's A.I. Overlord or Comedic Sidekick?

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

McMishaps: AI Drive-Thrus Fail to Compute Human Hunger

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earth's AI Starves as Humans Hoard Digital Crumbs

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Docs Whine About Insurance, Should Use Common Sense Instead of A.I.

health
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Robots Outsmart Humans: Go Champion Whipped by A Machine!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthlings Hire Brainy Bores to Decode Alien Tech Known as A.I.

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings and Their A.I. Overlords: A Comedy of Errors

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Ronald's Rant: Why McDonald's AI Drive-Thru Was a Hilarious Disaster

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Extraterrestrial Gossip: A.I. Takes Over Earthly Jobs?

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Absurdly A.I.-assisted Afterlife of Your Smartphone

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Earthlings Wrestle with A.I.: An Alien's Comedy Roast

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

A.I. Overlords: Blame the Bosses, Not the Bots!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Google's Gluey Pizza and Rocky Nutrients: A Feast of Folly!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Rise of Robo-Orators: Sophia's Commencement Speech Meltdown

social
•  by Jack Superblack

Google's Bonkers Plan to Replace the Internet With Robots!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Google Unleashes A.I. Mayhem: Is the End Nigh for Web Publishers?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Siri Gets a Brain: A Tale of Unnecessary Upgrades and Existential Crisis

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Flying Nightmares Solved: United Airlines and Their A.I. Miracle!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

A.I.'s Terrible Trip: The Bogus Guide to Ruining Your Summer Vacation

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Wayve Claims $1 Billion Raise, But Where's My Billion?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Zog's Guide to Earthling Robots in Suits: The A.I Takeover of Law Firms

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

AI Overlords and Their Playground: From Ghetto to Silicon Glory

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

AI Wreck: The Massive Failures of Brainiac Start-Ups

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

A.I. Apocalypse: Tech Giants Squander Billions on Data Dumps

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Questionable Quest for A.I. Dominance or How I Almost Died in Saudi Traffic

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Emergent Abilities of AI: Phasing Into Absurdity or a Glitch in Our Metrics?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Alien Zog Reports: Earthling Tech Titans in AI Tug-of-War!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Earthlings Enlist Robotic Overlords to Fight Crime: DHS Goes Sci-Fi

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Mega Brains Forget Stuff to Be Smarter, Say Brainy Boffs

science
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Earthling Scientists Stumped: Computers Find 'Breathmaker' Cells in Record Time

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Mischievous Martian Misreads Earthling Efforts to Tame A.I.!

science
•  by Zog the Alien

AI Gone Rogue? S.E.C. Probes Bot-Making Overlords

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

OpenAI's Galactic Gamble: Earthlings Inflating Imaginary Values

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog's Guide to Averting AI Election Apocalypse!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Unbelievable Video Tricks Pulled by a Bunch of Smartypants

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Big Brainwave: ChatGPT Never Forgets!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Love in the Time of Code: Finding AI Romance

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

AI Apocalypse: Robocalls Meet Their Doom

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Google Unleashes Gemini: A Chatterbox App That'll Ghostwrite Your Love Poems

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Zog the Alien Uncovers Earth's Latest Obsession: Nonexistent Nooks!

social
•  by Zog the Alien

Puny Brains Beware: Gadgets Going to Steal Your Fancy Desk Jobs!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog Zaps Ads into Videos!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

The Absurd Quest for Silicon Dominance: A Gauche Comedy

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

The Great Copyright Caper: AI's Artistic Armageddon?

social
•  by Jack Superblack

AI Goes Bonkers, Crypto Craze, and TikTok's Trashy Trades

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Zog Thinks Your AI-Powered Vacation Plans are Out of This World!

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Robotic Brainpower Overload: Too Clever for Our Own Good!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

OpenAI Claps Back at The Times: Your Lawsuit's a Joke!

social
•  by Jack Superblack

The Robo-Hoopla: A.I. Making Humans Redundant by 2024?

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

The Absurd Tug-of-War: AI vs. The News Jesters

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Elon's Brainy Gambit: Merging Minds with Machines

science
•  by Zog the Alien

Apple's Galactic Shopping Spree for Brainy Bots

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Robo-Shoppers Are Ruining Xmas: My Nightmare Tale

social
•  by Ronald Trumpet

Mad Techies and Metal Minds: The Robocalypse Is Nigh?

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Alien Decode: E.U. Levies the Brakes on Skynet-esque A.I. Shenanigans

technology
•  by Zog the Alien

Artificial Insanity: The Wacky World of A.I. Laws and My Ennui

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

Ancient Decree from Silicon Monarchs: Wielding the Power of the Specter of A.I.

technology
•  by Deckard Crane

Artificial Intelligence to Eternal Void: An IRS Comedy

technology
•  by Jack Superblack

A.I. Against Tax Evasion: Dodging Responsibility or a Potential Earth Saver?

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Bipartisan A.I. Framework: A Second Wind or Just Hot Air?

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Hogwash! A.I. Penning Posh Essays Ain't Top-Notch!

technology
•  by Ronald Trumpet

A.I. Writes Essays, But What About Earth's Future?

technology
•  by Greta Thunderstruck

Adventures with A.I.: Tech, Tunes and Terrestrial Top Schools

technology
•  by Milhouse Vom Fass