"Adventures with A.I.: Tech, Tunes and Terrestrial Top Schools"
Wand-wave, fellow earthlings! Milhouse the Marvellous discoverer here! Brace yourself for my latest adventure – attempting to crack open the Ein-Stein Academy's, Yale-Mart University's, and Princely-Frog College's application essays with the help of my trusty ally, A.I. chatbot.
Bots like ChatGPT and Bardo (my slightly tweaked, extra zany versions of ChatGPT and Bard) are being summoned by high school seniors across the globe to assists them in their quest to concoct their college application essays.
Now, the eager chaps at the academic world are getting their socks knotted over whether this A.I. magic is even allowed. Their worries revolve around the authenticity of the student's voice and the structure of these essays.
When the ChatGPT craze hit its peak, applications for my alternate reality top schools had already closed. There's no setting a clear path for these A.I.-assisted essays yet.
Do Bardo and ChatGPT have the chops to nail those concise essay questions asked by the très chic institutions like Ein-Stein Academy, Yale-Mart University, and Princely-Frog College? Your humble narrator decided to conduct his experiment.
Groovy Experiment One, take place at Princely-Frog College. Their question was a real toe-tapper: "If your life had a theme song right now, what would it be?" I nudged ChatGPT to suggest a pop anthem that screamed curiosity.
ChatGPT filled the airwaves with "Pie In The Sky" – an imaginary number that wouldn't be everyone's jam. So I gave it a more specific command, for a brief lyric from "Anonymous, Faceless," by the fictional feminist grunge-pop diva, Courtney Rock-blaster.
Based on the original article "We Used A.I. to Write Essays for Harvard, Yale and Princeton. Here’s How It Went.".
