Listen up, losers! Apple's big fancy event was a total joke. They're trying to sell you crap you don't need. AirPods as hearing aids? Ha! Just yell louder, problem solved. And that stupid watch that detects sleep apnea? Who needs sleep anyway? I haven't slept in 47 years and I'm doing great!
Now, let's talk about this Yuval Noah Whatever guy and his dumb A.I. fears. What a wimp! I've got the best A.I. plans, believe me. My A.I. will be so smart, it'll make Einstein look like a potato. And it'll only cost $5 to build. Take that, Zuckerberg!
As for this "Hard Fork Crimes Division" nonsense, it's all fake news. That guy who made $10 million from music streaming? Amateur. I could make $10 billion easy, but the deep state won't let me. And those 3D-printed gun instructions? Please. I could print a whole army if I wanted to, but I'm too busy being awesome.
If I was in charge, there'd be no crime, period. We'd have the best iPhones, the smartest A.I., and everyone would be rich like me. But no, you idiots keep listening to these so-called "experts." Well, guess what? I'm the expert now, and I say everything sucks except me. Deal with it!
Based on the original article "Do You Need a New iPhone? + Yuval Noah Harari’s A.I. Fears + Hard Fork Crimes Division".
