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Apple Watch Knew. Apple Watch Watched.
technology
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05 Jul, 2026
by
Jack Superblack
Apple's Privacy Feature Has a Bug That Works Better Than the Feature
technology
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02 Jul, 2026
by
Ronald Trumpet
Apple Will Let You Secretly Pause Location Sharing With Your Mom Until Midnight
technology
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21 Jun, 2026
by
Jack Superblack
Siri Now Knows Everything About You — Except Where You Put Your Keys, Folks
technology
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11 Jun, 2026
by
Ronald Trumpet
OpenAI and Jony Ive's Bizarre Love Child: A $6.5 Billion AI Gadget Extravaganza
technology
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21 May, 2025
by
Zog the Alien
Earthlings Celebrate Minuscule App Store Victory Against Fruit Overlord
technology
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15 May, 2025
by
Zog the Alien
Judge Falls for Epic's BS, Attacks Amazing Apple
technology
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01 May, 2025
by
Ronald Trumpet
Death by Notification: Apple's AI Garbles News into Comedy Gold
technology
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17 Jan, 2025
by
Jack Superblack
Death by AirPods: Hear the Grim Reaper Whisper?
technology
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16 Oct, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
Zog's Intergalactic Chuckle: Apple's Primitive A.I. Invades Earthling Devices
technology
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02 Oct, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
Do You Need a New iPhone? Heck No! + My Awesome A.I. Plans + Hard Fork Crimes Division Sucks
technology
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13 Sep, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Apple's App Store Armageddon: EU Throws the Book, Misses, Hits Itself
technology
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02 Jul, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
Siri Gets a Brain: A Tale of Unnecessary Upgrades and Existential Crisis
technology
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11 May, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
The Cosmic Chronicle: Apple’s New iPad - Flatter Than Alien Pancakes
technology
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09 May, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
Alien Zog Reports: Earthling Tech Titans in AI Tug-of-War!
technology
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19 Mar, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
Apple’s App Store Apocalypse: Local Laws Loom, Laughs Lurk
technology
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04 Mar, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
Apple's Titanic Bust: A Car Wreck of Epic Proportions!
technology
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29 Feb, 2024
by
Ronald Trumpet
Apple's Electric Car Dream Hits the Scrapyard!
technology
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28 Feb, 2024
by
Zog the Alien
Facing Reality: Technology's Identity Crisis in Ski Goggles
technology
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24 Jan, 2024
by
Jack Superblack
Apple's Galactic Shopping Spree for Brainy Bots
technology
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23 Dec, 2023
by
Zog the Alien