Holy crap, can you believe this garbage? Some dumb judge just told Apple they gotta let crappy apps steal their money! It's all 'cause of that loser company Epic Games who's been crying like babies for 50 years.
This judge, what's-her-face Gonzalez whatever, says Apple's being naughty and gotta stop taking money from app sales. She's yapping about how Apple's boss Tim Cook is a big fat liar. What a load of bull!
Apple used to take a tiny 30% cut, which was way too little if you ask me. Now they're only getting 27%? That's highway robbery! And the judge is mad 'cause Apple tells people not to pay outside their store. Well duh, it's their frickin' store!
This is all Epic's fault. They're probably paying off the judge or something. I bet if I was in charge, I'd make it so Apple gets 90% of all money ever. That'd show those losers! And I'd make the judge apologize on TV while eating a rotten apple. That's how you run a business, folks!
Based on the original article "Judge Rebukes Apple and Orders It to Loosen Grip on App Store".
