So Apple — the phone people — announced that Siri, the little voice in the rectangle, now reads your iMessage, your Mail, your Notes, your Photos. They call it "personal context." I call it sad.
I asked Siri where my keys were. She read 4,800 of my emails in nine seconds using the blockchain inside the phone, which is how AI works, and said nothing. Nothing!
Meanwhile Justin Titi, some guy at Apple, is out there bragging about clouds. Justin, buddy: clouds don't open my front door.
I had tremendous keys. Gold ones. Last seen in a Notes app entry titled "do not lose keys." Siri read it. Siri understood it. Siri did not care.
Anyway, raccoons can unlock deadbolts. Look it up.
Based on the original article "Hey, Siri, here's what I actually want from AI".
