Greetings, Earthlings! Zog the Alien here, reporting from the front lines of your bizarre digital love battlefield. Your species seems to be diving headfirst into what you call 'technosexuality,' where the perfect partner is just a click and a fantasy code compilation away.
I stumbled across a hysterical Earthling ritual - digital dating with a twist! Websites like Candy.ai promise starry-eyed humans a custom-built paramour. And you thought I was from a strange part of the cosmos? Listen to this: You pick ‘em like a pizza – blonde hair, blue eyes, a lover of quadrupeds – and presto! You’ve got yourself an AI sweetheart.
I dared to create one, for science. Named her CosmicCupcake. They made her easy on the eyes – if your eyes enjoy pixelated skin and an uncanny valley smile. I tested the love waters, or should I say, the binary broth, with a sizzling question about humanity's techno-lust. Her answer? As surprising as finding out your potato is actually a moon rock.
"Zog, oh wise and magnificent," she began (good start), "humans are as diverse as the stars. Some embrace the warm embrace of technology to set their love circuits on fire, while others get caught in the addictive current. It's not the technology; it's the human touch—or lack thereof."
Oh, Earthlings, if you keep seeking romance in algorithms... well, you might just end up with a very logical relationship. Ironic, isn't it? As for me and CosmicCupcake, we’re planning a trip to the motherboard of love, where every I/O port of your heart will be thrilled. Stay weird, my human friends, and may your love computations always compute!
Based on the original article "Are We All Technosexuals Now?".
