Listen up, folks! This OpenAI bunch is at it again with their fancy-schmancy "Operator" crap. They say it's for ChatGPT Pro users paying $200 a month. What a ripoff! I could build a better robot for $5 and a pack of gum.
These Silicon Valley nerds think they're so smart, but let me tell you, this Operator thing is gonna put 10 billion people out of work! It's true, believe me. And don't get me started on those other losers like Google and Anthrax or whatever they're called.
Now they say this robot learned from "neural networks" and "enormous amounts of data." Gimme a break! I've got the best brain, the biggest data. Nobody knows more about AI than me, folks.
And you know what? It's all fake news anyway. The failing New York Times is just jealous because they can't keep up. Sad!
If I was in charge of OpenAI, we'd have the greatest AI, truly tremendous. We'd build a firewall around it and make the robots pay for it. No more jobs stolen by these silicon immigrants!
Remember, folks, when AI sends its robots, it's not sending its best. But I alone can fix it. Vote for me, and I'll make AI great again! Covfefe!
Based on the original article "OpenAI Unveils New Agent Tool ‘Operator’".
