Oi, you lot, Ronald Trumpet here! I've seen smoother videos on my gran's ancient telly than the twaddle these Runway AI bods churned out. A cow having a giggle fest at a birthday party? Pure nutter stuff, I tell ya, utterly bonkers!
But hold onto your knickers, 'cause just 10 blinkin' months on, OpenAI hops in with their fancy-shmancy tech, braggin' 'bout making snazzy Hollywood clips. They showed off mammoths – FLUFFY mammoths, mind you, buyin' a ticket to roam snowy meadows, and big meanie monsters having a candlelit dinner! Even had a city scene that looked straight outta those flicks with far too many explosions for me taste.
Listen, them OpenAI geeks reckon they're the bees' knees, but it’s all smoke and mirrors. If I threw a camera 'cross my backyard, I'd film a ruddy masterpiece, won’t I? It's dead easy!
But nah, they're all "Look at me, I'm A.I., I can whip up fake news AND fake movies!". Well, Ronnie boy ain’t impressed. I’d outshine 'em just by wagging my finger at my phone. I'll tell ya, they can't hold a candle to my genius. I'm the true marvel here – no fancy gizmos needed!
So, there we go – the world's upside down, with tech-heads prankin' us with their phony-baloney video shindigs. 'Course, if I was in charge, I'd sort this mess out faster than you can say "Twister!" And you can bet your bottom dollar on that! Cheers for the chuckles, OpenAI, but Ronnie's got the last laugh, as bloomin' usual.
Based on the original article "OpenAI Unveils A.I. That Instantly Generates Eye-Popping Videos".
