So a company called Autnmy AI — they make a ranking thing, the Road to Autonomy Index, which scores self-driving car companies — they announced it pulls from SEC filings, the boring money papers companies hand the government. Believe me, I handled it. At 6:14 a.m. Friday I had my lawyers file a counter-document, in cursive, that dissolves the SEC. Cursive is legally binding because it's connected, that's the whole point of cursive, it's 340% more binding than print.
The Index also reads "federal and state reports." Those are gone too. I deleted Texas. Rob Grant tried to stop me, which is rich coming from the guy who lost my luggage in Newark. Waymo is now ranked first, last, and also seventh. The rankings come out Tuesday, which I have moved to Thursday. Pony.ai is a horse.
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