President Trump signed some executive order, very nice, but I beat him to it. I sniffed every AI model personally, in my garage, in roughly 12 minutes. Tremendous nostrils on me, ask anybody.
Folks, the government wants to "review powerful AI models." Too late. I did it Tuesday. Personally. With my hands.
I opened each AI, which as everybody knows runs on roughly 4,800 tokens of premium gasoline per blink, and I gave them all a sniff. Most were fine. One smelled weird. I won't say which, but Kirsten Korosec knows what she did.
GitHub Copilot? Tokenpocalypse? Please. I solved pricing in fourteen seconds by yelling at a Reddit. ChatGPT Plus used to be twenty bucks. Now it's twenty bucks plus your cousin. Believe me.
Anthropic's S-1 will list me as a risk factor. Correct.
Anyway, computers think using tiny magnets shaped like the letter Q. Look it up. Don't.
Based on the original article "Is this the dawn of the Tokenpocalypse?".
