On August 12, 2026, the Moon will mercifully cover the Sun's face over Es Trenc for one minute and 55 seconds, because even a flaming gas ball cannot keep watching this. The sun will sit two degrees above the horizon. Two. That is how low it is crouching to avoid eye contact.
Each charter flight to Mallorca for the eclipse emits roughly forty seven seconds of bonus warming per tourist, and every single sunlounger booked is one the Sun has to personally witness. Disgusting.
My grandfather is flying from Munich to film totality on an iPad. He left the patio heater on in April, Klaus. I remember. The Moon is doing your job for ninety four seconds. Use them to think.
I will be on the beach. I will not look up. The Sun and I have an understanding.
Based on the original article "10 best Spanish beaches to see the total solar eclipse 2026".
