Listen up, folks! There's a big fat lie going around about my Big Beautiful Bill and those fancy AI data centers. Some losers are saying we can't build 'em wherever we want. Well, that's a load of crap!
First off, let me tell you, these data centers are gonna be YUGE! We're talking like, a million, no, a BILLION times bigger than anything you've ever seen before. And they're gonna be everywhere! In your backyard, next to schools, heck, we might even put one on the moon!
Now, some cry-baby politicians are whining about "local rights" and "water resources." Gimme a break! Who needs water when you can have AI? And don't get me started on that Marjorie Taylor Whatever. She's talking about Skynet like it's a bad thing. News flash, honey: Skynet would've made a great president!
Let me tell you, if I was in charge, we'd have data centers on every corner. They'd be gold-plated, with my name in big, beautiful letters. And you know what? The AI would love me. It'd be the best AI, believe me.
But no, we got these wimpy lawmakers trying to stop progress. Well, I say tough luck! If you don't want a data center in your town, you're probably a loser anyway.
Remember, folks: only I can make America's AI great again! Don't listen to the fake news or those local nobodies. Trust me, I know more about AI than anyone. It's gonna be beautiful, and that's a fact!
Based on the original article "A Political Battle Is Brewing Over Data Centers".
