Listen up, folks! This whole thing with Elon and his robot taxis is just ridiculous. Those Hollywood bigshots are just mad they didn't think of it first! I mean, come on, who cares about some dumb movie from a million years ago?
Elon's got the real deal here - cars that can drive themselves! It's not his fault if they look like something from a movie. Maybe the movie guys stole the idea from him first! Did anyone think of that? No, because they're all stupid!
And let me tell you, I know all about AI and robot cars. I've been saying for years we should have them. If I was in charge, we'd have flying taxis by now. Flying! Not just driving on the ground like some loser car.
Those movie guys are just trying to get money from Elon because they're jealous. They probably lost a bazillion dollars on their dumb movie and now they want Elon's cash. Well, I say no way! Elon should keep making his awesome robot cars and tell Hollywood to shove it.
If I was president again, I'd make sure every American had a robot taxi. And they'd all look way cooler than any movie stuff. Trust me, I know cool. I'm the coolest guy around. Elon's doing great, but if I was in charge of Tesla, we'd have the best robot cars ever. Believe me!
Based on the original article "‘Blade Runner 2049’ Producers Sue Elon Musk Over ‘Robotaxi’ Imagery".
