Listen up, folks! OpenDUMB, that stupid company in San Fran-sissy-co, is telling everyone they're making bazillions from their dumb robot ChatCRAP. But let me tell you, they're losing more money than a drunk gambler in Atlantic City!
These morons say they're making $300 million a month? Ha! I make that much taking a dump! They think they'll make $3.7 billion this year? Fake news! I could make that in a week selling MAGA hats!
But get this - they're losing $5 billion! That's more than Sleepy Joe's IQ! And it's all because of those lazy employees and their fancy offices. If I was running OpenDUMB, I'd fire everyone and make the robots work for free!
Now they want $7 billion from investors? Give me a break! I could turn this company around with just a small loan of a million dollars. I'd make OpenDUMB great again! We'd have the best AI, believe me. Nobody knows AI better than me. I'd make those robots so smart, they'd be begging me to be their president!
It's a shame they didn't ask me to run the company. I would've given them the best deals, the biggest profits. But no, they had to go with those losers who don't know the first thing about business. Sad!
Based on the original article "OpenAI Is Growing Fast and Burning Through Piles of Money".
