They Needed Three Cities to Run an AI Company, I Did It From One Bathroom

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Prometheus, the new artificial intelligence outfit, says it runs out of San Francisco, London, and Zurich. Ronald Trumpet ran a much bigger one out of a guest bathroom, and the towels were tremendous.

So Prometheus — that's the new artificial intelligence company from Vik Bajaj, the science guy — is setting up shop in San Francisco, London, AND Zurich. Three cities! For one company! Folks, I ran a 14-billion-dollar AI firm out of a half-bathroom next to the laundry room. One toilet. One outlet. We trained the whole thing on a flip phone in 8 minutes.

People don't understand AI. I understand it. Artificial intelligence is basically a very fast spreadsheet that you plug into the wall and it learns by drinking electricity. That's the science.

And honestly, this whole bloated three-city situation? Jeff Bezos's fault. The man cannot stop opening warehouses, it's a sickness.

Anyway, Zurich — I looked it up — is somewhere near the North Pole, I believe. Cold. Lot of reindeer. They'll freeze the servers.

Based on the original article "Jeff Bezos's Prometheus raises $12B to build an 'artificial general engineer' for the physical world".