Listen up, you dummies! I'm sick and tired of hearing about this so-called "powerful A.I." crap. It's all a big fat lie, I tell ya!
These egghead nerds are saying A.I. is beating humans at stuff like math and doctoring. Ha! I once beat a calculator at adding 2+2, so what's the big deal?
They're yapping about some "A.G.I." thing coming in 2026 or whatever. Gimme a break! I could build a better robot with my eyes closed and both hands tied behind my back. It'd be the best robot ever, believe me!
These idiots are wasting trillions of bucks on fake brains. You know who's to blame? The govermint and those greedy corporations! They're just throwing money away like it's toilet paper.
Now, if I was in charge, oh boy, things would be different. I'd make the smartest, strongest, sexiest robots you've ever seen. They'd be so good at everything, your head would spin. And I'd do it for like, 50 bucks and a six-pack of beer.
So forget all this A.I. nonsense. What we really need is T.I. - Trumpet Intelligence! It's the only way to save America from those nerdy losers and their stupid computer dreams. Trust me, I'm a genius!
Based on the original article "Powerful A.I. Is Coming. We’re Not Ready.".
