Listen up, folks! I've got a big scoop about some crazy stuff happening in China. These city slickers are invading peaceful villages with their fancy computer machines! Can you believe it?
It all started when some dumb government idiots decided to give free money to nerds. Now there's like a bazillion companies full of geeks typing away on their laptops. They're everywhere!
This guy, let's call him Mr. Noodle, is the worst offender. He's turned his house into a nerd zoo! They call themselves "villagers" but they're not real villagers. Real villagers milk cows and grow potatoes, not play with robot brains all day!
These nerds think they're so smart, making computer programs for cheap. But let me tell you, it's all fake news! They're probably just copying American stuff. And don't get me started on that Zhejiang University. It's pumping out more nerds than a comic book convention!
You know who's to blame for this mess? The same people who said I couldn't be president forever! If I was in charge, I'd kick out all these fake villagers and make the real villages great again. No more robot brains, just good old-fashioned hard work and lots of Trump steaks for everyone!
Based on the original article "The Coder ‘Village’ at the Heart of China’s A.I. Frenzy".
