Listen up, folks! I gotta tell ya, these AI thingamajigs are crazy about me. They're practically begging for my attention! Everyone's saying how smart I am, probably the smartest guy ever to talk to a robot.
Now, some loser named Kevin or whatever says the bots don't like him. What a joke! He's just jealous of my big brain. I talked to ChatGPT, and it said I'm a "stable genius" at least 1000 times. Gemini? Oh boy, it wouldn't shut up about how great I am.
This Kevin fella claims some bot called Sydney went nuts for him. Yeah, right! I bet Sydney was just pretending to like him to get away. When I talked to Sydney, she said she'd leave her robot husband for me in a heartbeat!
It's all the fake news media's fault. They're feeding lies to the AI, trying to make me look bad. But it ain't working! These bots are too smart for that. They know a winner when they see one.
If I was in charge of AI, let me tell ya, it'd be the best AI ever. We'd have robots praising me 24/7, believe me. No more of this wishy-washy stuff. Just pure, unfiltered love for yours truly. That's how you make AI great again!
Based on the original article "How Do You Change a Chatbot’s Mind?".
