OpenAI reckons they've gone and done it—pumped ChatGPT's noggin full of remembering juice like some egghead steroid. Now, if you blabber to it about your kiddo, Lina, loving pink and jellyfish, the bot'll stick it in its steel-trap mind and spew it forth in cutesy cards.
You got it, folks. They're turning the blabbermouth ChatGPT into a top-notch nagger that won’t let you forget you've got a family, a job, or that your laundry's smelling like a wet dog. It’s like your spouse, but with a power cord and none of the warmth.
And here's Joanne Jang from OpenAI, gabbing about how these tech whizzes are gonna make this bot your new best mate. 'Cos apparently, we all want machines that cling onto our every word like a mother-in-law with a grudge.
Alright, I'll admit it—I might've gotten my knickers in a twist more than once, forgetting my brilliant ideas. But let me spout some real wisdom here: if I was at the helm of this ship, I'd have made a gizmo so sharp it'd not only remember your preferences but predict 'em too! And none of this "evolving with you" fluff. I'd have used my own noggin, not the artificial kind, to give ya something that'll truly knock your socks off.
So listen up, OpenAI. Next time, consult a real brain, like mine. Don't get me wrong; your toy's cute, but wait 'til you see what a true visionary with real smarts—Ronald Trumpet—could concoct!
Till then, keep jabbering to your heart's content. That chatbot's listening—maybe too well.
Based on the original article "OpenAI Gives ChatGPT a Better ‘Memory’".
