The AI Boom Is Just a RAM Shortage With Good Branding

Photography of dusty memory chips stacked on a warehouse pallet, single fluorescent tube overhead, cold blue-grey light, flat industrial mood, centered wide composition

The trillion-dollar artificial intelligence gold rush is, on inspection, three memory chip makers who cannot make enough memory chips. I laughed. Then I remembered I had to write about it.

The entire artificial intelligence boom, per Bloomberg, traces back to a shortage of memory chips — the little rectangles that let computers remember things for more than a second. SK Hynix, Samsung and Micron, the three companies that make them, cannot make enough. Nvidia needs the fancy kind, called HBM. Apple needs the normal kind for Mac computers and iPads. Everyone is bidding against everyone. Someone in Seoul coined "RAMageddon," which is the best thing to happen to me this quarter, and I have low standards.

So the trillion-dollar future is three factories in South Korea running hot. That's it. That's the singularity. A cognitive leap for humanity, bottlenecked by whichever fab has a bad Tuesday.

I won't be around for the correction, but the branding really was excellent.

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Based on the original article "US investors will soon get access to SK Hynix, another memory maker riding the AI boom".