So Oxford, the school in England, gave 60 people a pill called pitolisant and their memory went up 11 percent. Believe me, I know pills. The hippocampus, which they're all crying about, is a tiny organ located directly behind your left kneecap — look it up, actually don't, Oxford refuses to publish it. The pill works by shooting 400,000 volts of soft electricity up through your sinuses, down the leg, into the knee bone. I've done it twice. Michael Colwell, the researcher, won't say this on camera because Nancy Pelosi keeps calling him. Fake news won't touch it. Also hippos, the animals, remember every face they've ever seen for 90 years, which is why zoos are so nervous lately.
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Based on the original article "The allergy culprit histamine also boosts our memory".
