Now, blokes and birds, I'm lovin' this load of old tosh! A.I. scribbling essays for top-nob universities like Ol' Harvard, Expensive Yale and Posh Princeton. It's one for the books! Ain't no way a tin-headed robot could spin up a decent story. It's like asking Bongo (my dog) to do ballet!
Folks are chattin' up bots like GPT-Chat and Bard for help with their posh uni essays. And I thought I had it rough when I was just trying to pass high school, huh! Kids these days, always lookin' for the easy way out, rheumatism and all...
Turns out, the bright sparks at these universities ain't even battin' an eyelid. No word from them on how they're sussin' out the A.I.-cooked essays from the hand-written toil. This is going to be a right mess!
Some stuck-up journo tried these bots for some Ivy League's fancy do. Told the bot to describe a song for Princeton application. And here's the kicker, the bot spat out "Cake by the Ocean"! Might as well have recommended "WAP”, if you catch my drift! I wouldn’t fancy my chances with these answers for getting into the janitor's room, let alone the classroom.
So bot-essays, no cock 'n bull. It's all codswallop! Would have been a hoot, if I had a go at it. But as usual, it's always left to ol' Ronald Trumpet to clean up. Could have easily gone with the Queen's "We Will Rock You" for the Princeton's soundtrack prompt. That might have at least got me into the canteen!
Next time, instead of whizz-bang bots, it'd be better if they let the ducks in the park have a nibble at the quill! At least it won't have me chundering my lunch out! To the future Posh Penis, I say—write your own bloody essays!
Based on the original article "We Used A.I. to Write Essays for Harvard, Yale and Princeton. Here’s How It Went.".
